Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.
Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.
"Mom, I am not a sofa!"
"The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it."
"You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets."
"You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery."
"She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty"
"They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head."
Eddie: You're suppose to have amnesia.
Spencer: Well, if I do I certainly don't remember it.
Andrew: Busy?
Spencer: Yeah, I was just about to put out a new doormat that said, "Go away!"
"Okay, he's basically hugging a hand grenade."
"Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move.
Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.
Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.
"Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?"
"Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls"
"Come on, we're team Sparia."
Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy.
Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?
"I've never actually known a guy who carried a hankie."
"I am now officially done eating. Forever."
Hanna: If I see another bowl of green Jello, I'm going to puke on your shoes.
Spencer: Oh, God. Then, I'll walk behind you."
"Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard"
"You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire."
Emily: Sometimes when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Spencer: Why are you talking like Ben Franklin? "