"Baby, you've got me sick,
I don't know what I did.
Need to take a break and figure it out, yeah."
Harry's gorgeous rock-ish voice sounded through the big speakers. About twenty or thirty girls sat in the first few rows watching the boys do sound check. The other boys were milling around the back of the stage while Harry stood at the front, making the girls scream. Like a lot. Like someone would squeal when they...meet.... their... idol. Shut up.
"Got your voice in my head,
Saying let's just be friends,
Can't believe the words came outta your mouth,
yeah."
Squealing. Everywhere. How can so few girls cause so much ear pain. Sheesh.
"Lou," I said. Turning to the seat beside me that Lou occupied. "Do you think if I threw things at the girls they'd stop screaming so loud?" I asked. She burst out laughing. I joined her.
Some of the squealing girls turned towards us with cranky voices, telling us to shut up. LIGHT BULB! Time to use my connection with the boys to my advantage. Hehe.
I jumped up and walked over to the girls who'd told me to shut up with a grin on my face.
"So I see you like One Direction." I observed. My Captain obvious side showing through. They looked at me like I'd just told them Harry was ugly. Oh I would never.
"You think?" One of the girls asked.
"Oh yes, why would you be here otherwise." The girls weren't looking to pleased. I smiled at them. "Who's your favourite?"
"Louis." The girl with the cranky face told me. "What are you doing here anyway?" She asked me.
"Oh you know. Just waiting to make a certain boy band look pretty." They looked at me dumbfounded before their eyes went wide and squeals fell out of their mouths.
"You work with them?" Another girl squealed. Oops. Looks like I'm attracting a crowd. I nodded, grinning.
"Oi, Elle!?" I heard one of the boys call into their mic. I looked over.
"Yo. What's up?" I had to practically shout.
"Stop stealing the crowd." Louis joked.
"Oh no he didn't." I mumbled. The girls were all practically pissing themselves. Hehehe. I love my job.
I walked over to the stage and waited for Louis to lean down. I poked him in the eye and then jumped up and ran off before he could grab me. When I looked back, Louis was watching me sadly.
"Oh, babe." I said venturing onto the stage. He turned to me with a sad face. I squeezed him into a hug.
"That hurt." I laughed.
"Oh sweety. You're fine." I told him. "Now, keep singing." I told him and started walking off the stage. Amazingly I got all the way to the top step when someone grabbed me around the waist, planted a sloppy kiss on my forehead then let me go. I walked down the stairs rubbing my forehead chanting "ewie." The girls were all looking rather jealous.
"What? That was gross. There's slobber on my forehead." I told them defensively. Wait, who planted the slobbery kiss anyways. I turned around to find the stage empty. "Woah. Where'd they go?" I asked the girls. The girl I was talking to earlier piped up.
"They went over there." She said pointing to a massive screen. They're totally hiding behind it. I walked over to it, not expecting them to jump out and scream like the place was on fire. But they did. I shrieked like the little girl I am and practically jumped off the stage and went and hid behind the fans.
"Quiet girls. They don't know I'm here." They all went dead silent and crowded around me. I high fived the nearest people and whispered "Team work. I love it. Now stare, girls. Stare." When the boys came back out onto the stage, they all froze. They started to get nervous under the stares. Heh. Heh. I high fived more people around me. "Don't. Say. A. Word. Not even about the fact that Harry's slobber is on my face." I heard someone whimper beside me. "Don't worry I'll get him to give you a sloppy kiss too, kay? Now stare." After about another five minutes of staring at the boys, I yelled at them to keep performing but in a silly voice that made us all giggle. They looked at each other, smirking.
"Anything for you, Elle." Louis said grinning.
"DAMMIT! MY COVER IS BLOWN! REPEAT MY COVER IS BLOWN!" I whisper shouted to the girls around me. "Abort! Abort. Running in 3, 2, 1." I took off out of the huddle of girls and went and hid behind the screen on the stage. Wait, why'd I go on the stage? Idiot! Dammit Elle.
Oh god. Harry rounded the corner. Poop.
"Hi!" I said. Trying not to make it obvious that I was hiding from them all.
"Elle." He said. Then he turned around and walked off. Woah. What just happened? Did I just get burned? By Harry? But. Why?
I am so confused.
I crawled out from behind the screen and went and sat inbetween my new fan friends. They all gave me their Twitters and numbers and things. HOLY COW! I'VE MADE NEW PEOPLE FRIENDS! YAY!
"Elle. You're doing it again." I heard Louis grumble.
"Oh right. Focusing on the Diva's" I announced and we did just that. We focused on the five male diva's dancing around the stage. Even if it was just a sound check. Sheesh. They can be so demanding.
Now on another note. What the hell happened with Harry. I caught his eye. For some reason anger and confusion were swelling inside me. I think he saw that and looked at me like his head was gonna pop off. What is that horrible feeling in my stomach? I jumped up and ran into the toilet. Oh my god.
Ok, maybe that's not anger and confusion swelling in my stomach
Oh my I don't feel well. I grabbed my phone and dialled Lou. She answered on the second ring. "Lou, I need your help. I feel really sick." I did. I have no idea why. All of a sudden, my head went all dizzy. When was the last time I had some food? Or water? Oh god I can't remember.
"Shit." I heard Lou exclaim before she started running. She burst into the bathroom and raced over to me. "Babe, what's happened?"
"I need food. And water." I told her. She looked at me, realising. We'd been so busy today that I'd forgotten to feed my gorgeous tummy. She looked at me and then raced out of the bathroom letting the door slam shut behind her. Ugh, hunger sucks man. I should eat more. Dayum am I fine with that. Hehe. Lou burst back into the bathroom carrying a packet of pretzels and a water bottle. I guzzled like half the water in the bottle and chomped on the pretels. After like 2 minutes, I was fine.
SCORE ONE TO INGENIUS ELLE!!! MUAHAHAHA.
Lou looked at me funny. "What?" I asked her.
"The boys have no idea what's going on. They're freaking out on the stage." She told me. "You should see them. They keep bumping into each other." I burst into laughter.
"Let's go." I announced and we headed out. At some point we both decided to sneakily pop up in the seats behind the fans. I sat down, crossed me legs, smiled and shoved lots and lots of pretzels in my face. "Do you think I'll be able to hit them with pretzels from here?" I asked Lou. She looked at me, shrugged and shot me a look that said 'worth a try.' I grabbed one, took aim and threw with as much force as possible.
Crap! It hit Liam right in the face. Oh my god! You should see his face.
Lou and I slithered down into our chairs, pissing ourselves with laughter. When we settled down, the boys finnished their song. We kept giggling though. I turned to the fans. "If they asked why I went to the bathroom, tell them I thought I saw a carrot running by and went to chase it." They all looked at me then nodded with laughter. I slunk off my chair and crawled over to sit right in front of the stage so they wouldn't see me. I giggled and put a finger to my lips telling the girls not to tell the boys.
"Girls," I heard Harry say. "Where'd Elle go?" Here we go.
"She said she saw a carrot walk by and went to chase it!" One of the girls yelled. The boys were silent. I struggled to hold in my laughter.
"What?" Harry was confused. LOL. Sucks to be him. I flopped over to the stairs that the boys weren't watching and ran up them very quietly. I bolted over behind another screen. I strolled out and stood beside Niall who was fixated on the fans. Silly.
"Guys come on. You gotta finnish your sound check." Niall jumped and fell back. I stood, looking at him confused. I waved my hand in the air. "When you're ready." I plodded over to the stairs and turned to Harry. "Stop being grumpy." I warned him and then fell into a chair by myself, behind the girls. Harry looked strange but kept singing.
Seriously. The absolute death of me. These boys. Holy Chickens.
Especially Harry.
When the boys finnished the sound check and the concert, we all went back stage. I chose to sit beside Zayn and Louis, away from Harry. I rested my head on Zayn's shoulder and slung my legs over Louis who was happily playing on his phone.
"Zayn." I quietly started. He looked down to me. "Why is Harry grumpy at me?" I asked, still completely confused. "Cause if it's just a man period, I swear to god I'll knock the man right out of him." I warned him. He cracked up laughing.
"Babe, he said he needed to put some seperation between the two of you." I looked at him, agast.
"What does he think I am? A bloody Crocodile?" I asked. Zayn laughed. I giggled too. "He's an idiot." I told him.
"I know." Zayn replied. "On another note. Where'd you go today?" Oh. Right. The food issue.
'Oh. Um. Well, Lou and I were really busy this morning. And I forgot to feed myself and then I guess my stomach just had enough and went on strike." I told him. He laughed quietly before he gave me a small hug.
"You're silly, babe." I nodded. Just then Harry came in. I pulled out my phone and decided to call Lesley. She answered on the third ring.
"Elle!" Oh how I've missed her.
"Lesley!" I exclaimed happily back to her. I saw the boys exchange confused glances. I mouthed 'my best friend.' To Liam. But apparently that made it worse. "Hold on Les. I'm getting strange looks." I mumbled into the phone and then focused on the boys. "What?" They looked at each other.
"Who's Lesley?" Harry demanded. Woah. Hold the phone. So one minute he's all cold turky now he's all up in my grill? Oh my god I should become a gangster.
"My best friend." I said for a second time. "Is that a crime?" Hurt was building in my chest and eyes.
"It is if your best friend is male." I burst out laughing. Male? Is Lesley not telling me something? I brought my phone back up to my face.
"Les, when did you become a man?" I asked her. The boys all exchanged looks.
"Babe, the last time I checked, I was female. Got all the parts to prove it." She assured me. I kept laughing.
"Harry sweety. Calm down. Lesley's my best friend slash room mate." He practically growled. I giggled. "She and I have been best friends for years." I told him, still trying not to giggle my head off. "Now come here you silly noodle and give me a hug or I will knock the man parts out of you." Zayn burst into laughter. I fist bumped him.
Harry practically ran to me and scooped me into a glorious hug. I sighed. "Finally." He whispered into my ear.
"I swear to god. If you ever go grumpy on me again, I will leave you for the chickens with teath faster than you can say I'm gorgeous." I whispered back to him. He leaned back and gently kissed me on the lips. Hehe. OH how I've been waiting for that."You're such an idiot." I told him. The boys all laughed.
"Hey guys, we've got an awards show tomorrow. And we all need dates." Wow, I didn't know you had to bring your own food.
"Not to worry. I have a bag in my suitcase." They looked at me like I was mental.
"Elle, what? No. I mean dates like females." Ohhhh right. I sighed. Where are they all gonna find dates?
"I'm bringing Elleanour." Louis announced. Oh goodie! I get to meet her.
"I'm bringing Sophia." Liam said.
"I'll bring Perrie. She's probably already going anyways." Zayn told us.
"I'll bring my friend Grace." Niall said. And then it was Harry's turn. I looked around the room,, whistling. *Shifty eyes.*
"I'm bringing Elle." He stated. Oh that's nice. Who's Elle? Oh wait. I'm Elle. I grinned and punched the air. I ran at Harry and kissed him on the cheek.
"You better." I winked and plopped back onto the couch, leaning on Zayn and Louis. I turned to Louis.
"Did you hear that? Harry's bringing me." I grinned at him.' He laughed and high fived me.
"Take care of him yeah?" I heard Harry laugh.
"No way. He's gotta take care of me." This time all of the boys laughed. "What? He does."
A/N:
BABES!!!!!!! VAS HAPPENIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Who's been Twitter stalking the boys? Come on admit it. We've all done it. :3
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ILY!!!
Signing off
Beccs x