Okay so this is the story of how my Uncle learned that floating around the lake on a reflective pool floaty is a bad idea.
*On the boat*
"You guys want to swim?" my mom asked no one in general. In response we all just started taking our clothes off. No you perverts my entire family was not skinny dipping, we wear our normal clothes over our swimsuits because filling up with gas in your bikini is frowned upon greatly. Anyway we all strip down to our bathing suits and my dad goes to the front of the boat to let down the ladder. I go to the back to help my mom inflate the pool toys with our portable air pump. We all get our floaties and jump off the boat into the water. We were swimming for almost three hours when my mom said lunch was ready. We all climbed up the ladder and when my Uncle stepped off of his floaty we all just winced. He had spent the whole three hours sleeping and he was as red as a tomato. He was in actual pain for the rest of the week and into the beginning of the next.