-English
Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner
The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven; that's what Germany is.
But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big, too
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary
German chicks are bigger and better built than me
Yoohoo!
-Japanese
Doitsu doitsu
Doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi
Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai
Sooseeji chiizu
Suggoku oishii yo!
Inu ni totte wa tengoku
Sore ga doitsu
Demo
Doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino?
Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
Ore no haato
Ore kowakute namida dechau yo
Neechan mo dekai yo
Biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide
Kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno
Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no
Hyahhoo!