A/N So we were contimplating ideas for a new one-shot when I thought of this series of one-shots that we could do. And I was inspired by Whitney Avalon's Princess Rap Battles, so here you have it. This is going to be a series, so if you guys have suggestions for anybody to verse anybody else in these, leave a comment. If not, don't worry, I have plenty of ideas.
-TheDerpyOncers (Emily)
PS DON'T FORGET TO WATCH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST WHEN IT COMES OUT! EMMA WATSON IS LIFE AND DESERVES TO BE SEEN!
PPS I know the picture shows the Disney version of Belle, this is the ouat version. NOT DISNEY! OUAT VERSION! Okay, I think I've made my point. *runs away and hides because of social awkwardness being transmitted through a website/app*
Belle:
Excuse me,
Who do you think you are?
Maybe some know-it-all
But that won't get you far.
I've got more than knowledge,
I've got the heart of Gold
I've been a heroine
Before you were even 2 years old
You're definitely no Gryffindor
If anything, you're just a giant bore
When you open your mouth,
All I want to do is snore
Sure you may know the boy who lived
That's so fantastic
But at least everyone knows my story
Baby, I'm a classic
Hermione:
Who you calling book nerd
Mrs. Annoying Twit
You're man built you a library
You hypocrite
So I like to learn a lot,
More than anyone else
So do you,
Except what I know isn't completely useless
You rely on the Dark One to keep you safe
Already a huge mistake
And then he get's you pregnant
Do I need to enunciate?
I'm an icon
I'm a hero
And compared to me,
You're a zero
Belle:
I've been everywhere from Wonderland to Oz
How many worlds have you seen
Oh that's right, one
Because while you're playing house, I'm hanging with a queen
Hermione:
You may have traveled a lot
But I've got magic
And don't get me started on Gaston
Because that's just tragic
Belle and Hermione:
Obviously I win.