hI HELLO OMG IM STILL ALIVE WHOOPIE WHOOP WHOOOOOOPS
okay fine im sorry for the late update and all that. i have a valid reason. the laptop where i kept all my written works in, i repeat, ALL of my works so that meant when its screen cracked i could see no shit so i couldnt use the laptop. i was hoping it will get fixed but it still isn't so i rewrote this chapter for the sake of an update. i am REALLY PISSED OFF BC I WAS ALREADY AT CHAPTER 40 FOR THIS STORy so excuse me while i cry in the corner *cries on life-size cutout of niall horan*
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@Harry_Styles Don't you just love animals? x
8 hrs ago
@kingniallol @Harry_Styles well not if they try to riP YOUR HAIR OUT FOR NO REASON
1 hr ago
@Ziamftw @kingniallol @Harry_Styles HAHAHAHA CANT BLAME THE MONKEY FOR HATING YOU
1 hr ago
@kingniallol @Ziamftw @Harry_Styles that monkey was insecure (dont kNOW WHAT FOR)
1 hr ago
@Harry_Styles @kingniallol You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or. :) x
15 mins ago
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10:00 a.m.
@kingniallol: *spreads rose petals all around*
@kingniallol: *lights up scented candles*
@kingniallol: *starts romantic music*
@kingniallol: *cracks knuckles*
@kingniallol: *cracks neck*
@kingniallol: *regrets bc neck hurts*
@kingniallol: *wipes sweat off balls*
@kingniallol: i mean... *wipes sweat off forehead*
@kingniallol: *clears throat*
@kingniallol: *gets down on one knee*
@NiallOfficial: Uhm are you asking me out on a date ?
@kingniallol: WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME HARRY SOLO DM
@NiallOfficial: Wait what
@kingniallol: wait what?
@NiallOfficial: What ?
@kingniallol: w h a t
@NiallOfficial: Uhm .
@NiallOfficial: So you want a Harry solo dm ?
@kingniallol: oh.
@kingniallol: OMG AIJODMDHSKND OMF YES YES YES I WANT I WANT I WANT EVEN IF IT'S CRAZY
@NiallOfficial: I WANT I WANT I WANT BUT THAT'S NOT ME
@kingniallol: I WANT I WANT I WANT
@NiallOfficial: TO BE LOVED BY YOU
@kingniallol: A HARRY'S SOLO DM
@kingniallol: wait what
@NiallOfficial: Wait what ?
@kingniallol: nIALL
@kingniallol: STOP THIS IM SERIOUS
@NiallOfficial: Stop what ?
@kingniallol: stop sucking liam's balls -___~^~____-
@kingniallol: DUHHHHHHHHHH i meant stop stalling me from the golden opportunity of a harry solo dm!
@kingniallol: please dear avocado gimme iT I WILL DO ANYHTING
@NiallOfficial: Did you just call me an avocado
@NiallOfficial: And ooooh anything ;-)
@kingniallol: anything not sexual!!!
@NiallOfficial: Who said it was gonna be sexual ?
@kingniallol: my vaginal instincts.
@NiallOfficial: WHAT
@NiallOfficial: W h a t
@NiallOfficial: W. H. A. T.
@kingniallol: ;-)))
@NiallOfficial: VAGINAL INSTINCTS I
@NiallOfficial: THAT WAS
@NiallOfficial: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHSIKHAS AHA THAT WAS YOUR BEST JOKE SO FAR
@kingniallol: ooooh i have a joke!
@kingniallol: why did the music teacher needed a ladder?
@NiallOfficial: Oh no please don't
@kingniallol: to reach the high notes!
@kingniallol: HASHADIHASHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
@NiallOfficial: Okay you're not funny now .
@NiallOfficial: I take it back . :d
@kingniallol: it's the other way around. :P
@NiallOfficial: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO :d
@NiallOfficial: It's like a hipster emoticon :d
@NiallOfficial: :d
@NiallOfficial: MUMMA IM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL :d
@kingniallol: it looks like he's trying to lick off something on his upper lip
@kingniallol: :.d
@NiallOfficial: WAY TO RUIN IT :d
@kingniallol: why does :d doesn't have a nose?
@NiallOfficial: >:-d
@NiallOfficial: He's mad now >:-d
@kingniallol: niall
@NiallOfficial: Yes ? >:-d
@kingniallol: STOP STALLING ME
@kingniallol: HARRY SOLO DM
@kingniallol: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
@NiallOfficial: Okay fine :-d
@NiallOfficial: But the only condition is that I would be in it .
@NiallOfficial: To keep an eye on my birth . :-d
@kingniallol: psh whatever sex gof
@kingniallol: gO ON NOWWWWW
Niall Horan added Harry Styles into the group.
@NiallOfficial: Harry my main bitch! :d
@Harry_Styles: Language, Niall. x
@kingniallol: AIHSKNUSHN HARRY FUCKING STYLES
@Harry_Styles: Language, uhm, whoever you are x
@NiallOfficial: She's Ella .
@kingniallol: I'M ELLA YOUR FUTURE WIFE
@NiallOfficial: Yep she's a fan .
@kingniallol: I'M MORE THAN A FAN WE'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER HARRY
@NiallOfficial: But she's obssessed with ME don't let her fool you.
@kingniallol: NO HARRY IT'S ONLY YOU PLS LUV ME LIKE I LUV YOU BUBBA
@Harry_Styles: You're both...
@NiallOfficial: Weird ? I know . x-D
@kingniallol: HARRY PLS MAKE BABIES WITH ME
@NiallOfficial: I'm sure you meant cupcakes again , huh ?
@kingniallol: nope i really meant babies.
@kingniallol: RIGHT UP THE ASS HAZZA
@NiallOfficial: WHAT IS HAPPENING
@Harry_Styles: I feel so left out :( x
@kingniallol: omf dont be harry! IM HERE I'LL CUM BACK FOR YOU BACK FOR YOU YOU-U-U-UUUU
@NiallOfficial: Come *
@kingniallol: cum** ;-))
@Harry_Styles: Uhm...
@Harry_Styles: Anyways, I'm guessing you're the Ella that Niall has been talking about?
@NiallOfficial: HARRY SHHHHH
@kingniallol: talking about?
@Harry_Styles: Hahaha yes! Non-stop actually, love x
@NiallOfficial: HARRY YOU SLIUHKDAHIFNDSI
@kingniallol: like a fangirl?
@Harry_Styles: Like a Directioner, yes.
@Harry_Styles: He goes like 'Harry she's so funny, she had this cute pair of brown eyes and her lips that look so pretty when it goes on a liddle pout'
@NiallOfficial: I DO NOT !
@kingniallol: wdisjkdhdshfsds
@Harry_Styles: And he says something sexual too. But you know, language. x
@NiallOfficial: HARRY YOU FUCKER
@Harry_Styles: Language, Niall ;) x
Niall Horan removed Harry Styles from the group.
@kingniallol: wow
@NiallOfficial: Uhm .
@kingniallol: so...
@NiallOfficial: It wasn't all true what Harry said .
@NiallOfficial: I do NOT, not ever, say anything sexual when the topic is you .
@kingniallol: Mhmmm ;-)
@NiallOfficial: I SAID I DON'T.
@NiallOfficial: Drop it off .
@kingniallol: okie dokie papi ;-)
@kingniallol: or would you rather make me call you daddy?
@NiallOfficial: WHAt
@NiallOfficial: NO I
@NiallOfficial: YES
@NiallOfficial: NO
@NiallOfficial: FUCK
@kingniallol: HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@kingniallol: was just messing with you nikiddo
@kingniallol: i know ur an innocent liddle shit ;-)
@NiallOfficial: I'm not innocent .
@kingniallol: psh yeah.
@NiallOfficial: I SAID I'M NOT . I'LL PROVE IT .
@kingniallol: yeah yeah! brb while i wipe the bullshit off my phone. xx
@NiallOfficial: ELLA I SAID I AM NOT !
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anyways like i promised, this is dedicated to t-mlinson bc poor locker. jK HAHAHAH i hope you gain awesomer friends than those (*cough cough* im somewhat awesomer *cough cough*).
and also like i promised, i will share my embarrassment yAY WOW CONFETTI PARTY. basically my 2016 was an embarrassment as a whole. but the worse was when i was on this science fair thingy (nope im not that smart idek why it was me like i dont know science i only know that my sun is niall horan) and representatives for each division was asked to come up the stage so yAAAAAAAAAY i was the one they forced to (fuckers) and then the host asked all 15 of us to say a word to describe what we were feeling and make a dance move out of it. i cursed and wanted to fall off the stage and die, but i already had a word in my mind (nervous ofc and i was planning to just shake my hands or something i know im that great of a dancer) but since i was the last of the representatives, the one before me said the word nervous and so my mind went blank.
basically i ended up saying 'dying' and then i did a move where like i broke my neck and then all of them smart people laughed at me wOW I JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF INFRONT OF INTELLECTUAL PEOPLE CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING i really wanted someone to shoot me right then and there.
kbye okay i will shower you with three updates bc idk when i will update next tEHEHEHEHE love you exams are coming wow first month of 2017 is already shit for me.