Funny jokes and facts -part 2-

By bananaminions492

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There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first book to :Þ If you don't like the jokes, j... More

Funny jokes and facts 2
Made out of money!
math book
Of course not !
you failed the test
see food diet
I'm not clumsy!
you couldn't handle me!
challenge accepted
turn off the Wifi
I love photography
PUSH
1999 kids and 2014 kids
spreading the truth :/
I'm sorry..!!
single student learn all subjects
FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
Which Laptop do u have..?
switch to GOOGLE
there was no mat
I already went to Paris!
How to kill an ant??
Do you believe in life after Death?
Honey, can you hear me?
When I'm sleeping.
apple can make a problem :/
87% young people have back pain
A woody joke...
hundred dollar bill
money comes from trees
enter key
dear chips
empty seat
$10 to the teacher
how should a teacher be like
marry him
I was dancing at my Ringtone
So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavors
Which Is The Best Month To Get Married
nobody liked this
I like Eminem
Naked
L.A.
black man
PURPLE JELLYBEAN!
son of a bitch
INSTAGRAM IS DOWN!!
Dear math
*slaps*
incorrect
text joke
text joke 2
hold on
enjoy life
blonde joke
4,000 nerves
bag of crisps
my love life
You Didn't Expect That, Did You ?
2x + 5×2 / -8 + 21
Can We Go To KFC Instead?
whose mobile is this ?!?
How much do you love me ?
date
Yeah keep talking....
hay is for horses
I didn't want to leave you standing up by yourself.
And we didn't talk after that.
Being single dosen't mean you're weak
you look pretty today!
F and ends with K
LMFAR
the silent treatment
friends with benefits
next question
You remind me of the ocean
to-get-her
Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections of Newspapers
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"
Little girl in school
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet
who's the person
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
H to O
The CEO speech
Missed school last friday
Undying love
The most evil thing i could do to him
What is PI
where were you born
Natchitoches
Period
Assume
Giant boy scout
Book with no story
always be yourself
Some people are worth melting for.
10 Disney quotes
flat tier
Don't read the next sentence!!
elevators are just wrong
My dentist told me I need a crown.
before going to sleep
leave my past behind
Life is short !
divergent
toilet paper
one of a kind
I DO WHAT I WANT
checking you phone
human or an onion
SPONGE BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
about to do something
Waldo
JEEZ!!!"
remember that one time i looked really pretty
im booooooreeeeddd
I don't understand how Super Mario...
may I try on this dress
Jesus did it again!
clouds
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Isn't it odd how people kill flies
So I bought one and ate it in front of him.
orange and oranges
I'm Iron Man
LOL
50% mermaid
hate them
First thing I do in the morning
ignore
the other day
sarcasm
my thoughts
cold
flies
Jealous
sneak around
LOST UNICORN!
i don't want to alarm anyone
*gets down on one knee*
quarter back
'just kidding'
*follows dreams*
fast forward
with out stupid people
he's a douche
when life gives you lemons
Batman
Don't talk to me °__°
"You're so hot!"
I get awkward when someone compliment me
I didn't go to the gym today, but...
please don't see me !!
AM I THAT HOT ??
did you drown yourself in there
I was kind of a tomboy when I was little
studying
drew a picture
princess
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how to talk to the police
trust me they would bring you back
bich-a-whoreus
Frozen jokes
attacked the floor backwards
never get jealous
tweet it
carrot
makes friends
Simon says
DIE
how was school
skype
Reminder:
burn burn burn
texting
what kind of boys do you like
Bubblegum!
How to tell if your roommate is lazy:
Don't you think your fat enough?
young
Finding Nemo
I face booked you!
Grumpy cat
fart
SO hot
MOM !
FUN PRANK !
CRUSH ON...
We need to talk
can we have some ketchup?
do 4 things for me
you're such a nerd!
she's ugly
how can we keep the school clean
2,3,4,5,1.
dear google
The end

white hair

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By bananaminions492

KID : Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD :  Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white …..

KID :-...Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… :Þ

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HEY GUYS I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU WANT TO PUT ANY JOKES IN THIS BOOK PLEASE SEND US THE JOKES IN PRIVATE MESSAGES AND WE'LL PUT IT IN THE BOOK AND GIVE YOU DEDICATION !! <3

-Kevin :Þ

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