Wales: *is drunk* "Heyyy... grl... *hic*" *mistakes England for a cute girl and hugs him*
England: "Uhhh....
Wales: "How... How.... How *hic* would youuu... like to come back to my *hic* place...."
England: "Wales, No. I'm your brother."
Wales: *drags England to his place*
England: "Someone send help!"