Band Jokes 5

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Panic! Highlights 2016
BRENDON'S HIGH NOTE THOUGH
Conspiracy ?
It's Funny Because I'm Staying Single Forever
Seattle
What Happened In Cape Town
I Haven't Seen One For This Song So
My Stomach Is Sore
Me 2 Ryan
Iconic Ryan Things
actual titles of 'fever you can't sweat out' songs
Jon Walker Appreciation
i chime in with a havent you people ever heard of
About Me
Current Ryan
Just Saying Y'all
You Can Always Count On Me For The Throam References
I Can Imagine This Happening
Faster Than The Speed Of Light
If I Could Name One Thing That Will Kill Me It Would Be ...
Why MCR Broke Up
Totally Legit MCR Fact
Mcr Kink ???
MCR THINGS I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF:
It's One Of The Best Things
Life On The Murder Scene Is Fucking Great
If Danger Days Taught Me Anything It Would Be This
I'm So Hyped For This Book And I Don't Know Why
That's Why I'm Updating So Much
Why Am I Like This ...
They Love Each Other And I Love Them For It
Kerrang! Hasn't Either
I'm Going To Throttle Someone If They Don't
Inspirational Quote Of The Day
Make Up Your Mind
Conversations With My Friends
Conversations With My Friends Pt. 2
I'll See You In Court Sweaty ;))))
BAND MEMBERS THAT SHARE YOUR SIGN
My Life Story
the "i still havent gotten over mcr" squad
Gotta Love The APMAS Amirite ?
Spilling The Truth
Not Even Joking
The Bands And What They're Singing About
Q & A
I NEED THIS
PSA
Hello + Kinda New Plans
damnit you guys
THIS CAME TO ME AT 3AM
hot milky
this basically sums up my existence
WHAT'S UP FUCKERS !
some inspritational quotes to start your day :, )
I'm Funny I Swear
ryan's either a dick or a pussy
this is directed @ revenge era frank bc bITCH FUCK ME UP
RT IF UR A TRU 90S KID
this was such an iconic moment yall omg
Guess Who
I Still Have Mixed Feelings For Dirty Laundry
Am I Right Or Am I Right ?
This Doesn't Make Any Sense But It's How I Feel About Zack
Some Questions (lol i'm like, 1000 years late on this)
Dream Guy ๐Ÿ˜
Think About It.
My Mom's First Impression Of Different Band Members
Just A Rant
A List Of Things That Are Still Currently Giving Me Life
It Can't Be THAT Early, Right?
"My Religion Is One Of Peace and If You Disagree I'll Slaughter You."
Fun Fact (It's Not A Joke)
I Have A Thing For Gerard's Birthday So Prepare Yourself
I Made This In Cellabration Of Gerard's 40th Birthday
Get Ready For Birthday Spam
Real Shit (Deep Shit)
Just Saying.
I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN MOM YOU CANT STOP ME
I Love Gerard Way But Today I Love Him 1000% More
The Summer Of 2005
The Original Lyrics
I'm Begging For This Shit Now
Ryan In Throam's First Volume
I Worry About My Son So Seeing That He's Still Alive Is Enlightening
Am I Wrong ?
Come Join Me In The New Religion That Is Ryan Ross
I'm Still Waiting On New Music
I Find Myself Hilarious
please tell me some of you will get it
Social Expirement
Band Member* Snaps
I Had To Copy And Paste The Damn House
Why Ryan Ross Is Probably The Most Relatable Person Ever
Let's Talk Albums
The Signs As 2007
This Came To Me A Few Minutes Ago And It Left Me Shook
He's So Soft Though ??
I'm Putting My Opinion Out There, Whether You Agree With It Or Not.
Understanding Emo Bands
.. what even
Totally Legit Quotes
putting the puzzle together, one piece at a time
Strange Things Brendon Has Worn
Nearly Witches
I Feel Like This Book Is A Sell-Out
Emo Fanfics: A summary
the signs as 'life on the murder scene' moments
i want some oreos but we have guests downstairs and i'm not about that life man
but now i'm so fucking ready for this album dude
so this book might be a sellout but i'm not letting it die
A Summary
out of all the gay band theories out there, this one has to be the most honest
Patrick saying he writes songs no one would like
i legit cried when i heard the news
uh i'm sorta back, sorta not
lowkey disappointed in pete ๐Ÿ˜ค
I'm Happy That He's Better Now
Gerard Knows What's Up
This Has Been A PSA
It's All Murdoc's Fault, Really
It's Very Conflicting
Just A Suggestion
i need it for science !
do you guys see it too or is it just me? it happens for the revenge era too!
i woke up at 4am today what is life
also i was gonna eat waffles but i ate them all yesterday :(
this has been a psa
Hello!
pre-hiatus fob is so relatable
i bit my tongue and now i want McDeath
this is a serious question i need answers
i love it!!
why jonathan walker should be your unproblematic fave
i just realized how close we are to 2018 oh fuck
i think about this more than i should
this is why they split
my hair smells like cinnamon and i'm living

You Asked , I Answered !!

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Why are you so awesome ?
Idk man maybe it's my natural swaggy-ness

What's your favorite song at the moment ?
It is big and long and dangerous to put inside your mouth OOOO

Do you have any pets ? If so , what are their names ?
I have 4 cats (lol 3 are not really mine they're my mom's boyfriend's but im stealing 'em) and the names we've given to them are: Pussywillow , Cat Cobain , Paul McCatney , and Jeremy Catbyn .

If you could choose between Patrick Stump or Tyler Joseph who would you choose and why ?
Patrick , obviously .

Opinion on Sarah Urie ?
Not a big fan of her . Don't start giving me the whole "ur just mad bc she's brendon's wife and ur not" and "omfg get over the ryden thing he's with sarah now" shit because that has nothing to do with my dislike for her .

List of all social media accounts .
Tumblr: @homosexualyogurt is my main , and @beatlesfuckerryan is my panic! blog
Twitter: @_lthrmth_
Snapchat: @fuckboy.urie
Kik: @falloutboysuck
I used to have instagram but i deleted it. Also , all social media links are in my bio !!

Can we be friends ?
Well yeah we can ... but are you ready for the problematic mess that is Cecilia Rose Tyler ?

Give us your best parody of Closer by The Chainsmokers .
so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain't ever out of season we ain't ever out of season

It took my like an hour to come up with that and the sad thing is that's not my best .

Are you the weird dad , the wine mom , the vodka aunt , or the emo cousin ?
im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

Are you a Jimin or Sehun stan ?
Jimin stan , honestly .

how do sehun stans deal with sehun, like one second he's giggling and being cute with his hyungs and the next thing you know he is sitting half naked as water sprays over his head and soaking his shirt so that we see his abs through his shirt while he sits there stoically like are y'all ok

How do you come up with this gold ?
It's what happens when you run on nothing but coffee every day , get 0 sleep , and chug a 10 pack of 5-hour energy from time to time .

What's your secret to being so perfect ?
I organize my life at 3am what's yours ?

How do you feel about mentally ill people who use manipulation and such to abuse people ?
one of my ex-girlfriends was like this , and i'm telling you it was not fun. if i didn't reply to her right away she'd start that i didn't want her anymore and then she'd bring her illness into it and guilt trip me. i'm mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they're a product of your mental illness. you don't get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you're mentally ill! you don't! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it's okay to say things like "manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other" oh my god. Don't fucking do that

Do you want Patrick to shove his fedora up your asshole ?
I want Andy to shove his drum sticks up my ass .

Scorpius Malfoy or Albus Potter ?
Literally Scorpius Malfoy in the form of a teenage lesbian .

Do you believe some mental illnesses are superior to others ?
What's with all the mental illness questions ?
mental illness is not a competition. it doesn't matter if others have "worse" or more prominent symptoms than you. it's different for everyone. you are valid, and you're working to improve; that's beautiful.

How did you react to The Six Thatchers ?
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

Message to John Watson after TST ?
John honey sweetie darling baby love get your shit together and go talk to your boyfriend

What would Jordan Dreyer smell like ?
Probably pine cones and vanilla tbh .
i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed.....what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT

Do you think it's okay to be embarrassed over your past self ?
if you're embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you've grown. you've educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I'd deck 2011 me right in the face .

All right that's all of them , thank you to those of you who commented and pm'ed me your questions . Also thank you to Xx_Breebo_Urie_xX  for using my pronouns when answering someone's question ! Thanks , love !

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