Band 101

By Stealthheart

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Stereotypes, jokes, and other stuff for marching band, concert band, and guard. Have fun getting triggered!! ... More

Dedication
Author's Note
WARNING
#1: Trombone
#2: Trumpet
#3: Saxophone
#4: Euphonium
#5: Flute
#6: Pit
#7: Clarinet
#8: Bass Clarinet
#9: Drumline
#10: Drum Majors
#11: Band Director
#12: Band Room
#13: Sousaphone
#14: Baritone
#15: Piccolo
#16: Freshies
#17: Sophmores
#18: Juniors
#19: Seniors
#20: Super Seniors
#21: Tuba
#22: Mellophone
#23: Sousaphone
#24: Football
#25: Guard
#26: Trombone
#27: French Horn
#28: Band Lockers
#29: Trombone
#30: Practice
#31: Injuries
#32: Saliva
#33: Plumes
#34: Football Team
#35: Band Season
#36: Injuries
#37: Knowing the Part
#38: Football Team
#39: Marching Band
#40: Physical Education
#41: Triplet
#42: Tempo
#43: Mouthpieces
#44: End of Season
#45: Section Leaders (Or At Least Mine, Anyway)
#46: Attention
#47: Oboe
#48: Bassoon
#49: Reeds
#50: Stand Wars
#51: Spit Valves
#52: Reeds
#53: Football Team
#54: Marching
#55: Rivals
#56: Band
#57: Trombone
#58: ROTC
#59: Practice
#60: Band Camp
#61: The Pros
#62: Blame
#63: Band Room
#64: Practice
#65: Treble Clef
#66: Guard
#67: Guard
#68: Guard
#69: Trombone
#70: Suicide
#71: Pep Band
#72: Rest
#73: Band
#74: Band Camp
#75: Theater Kids
#76: Clarinet
#77: Oboe
#78: Bassoon
#79: Inside Jokes
#80: Attention
#81: Sectionals
#82: Practice
#83: Music
#84: Trombones
#85: High Notes
#86: Marching Band
#87: Instruments
#88: Drum Majors
#89: Inside Jokes
#90: Seniors
#91: Pep Rallies
#92: Band Geeks
#93: Cleaning
#94: Instruments
#95: Break
#96: Band Camp
#97: Marching
#98: Trombones
#99: Mellophone
#101: Band Camp
BAND 102

#100: Punishments

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By Stealthheart

*drum major threatens section with push-ups if they don't play loud*

*section gets really good at push-ups*

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