Touken Ranbu on crack 4

By DANE-sempai

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This is the never ending crack Of touken ranbu book 4. Join the touken danshi and the saniwas on their mishap... More

Saniwa Waifu
hey dudes.
Being Heichou.
School AU [part continuation]
Tea
Stereotypes
Stuff i don't even.
for the clan
Note
Accidents
General store
What sleep
Episode 12
My personality
i hate
If...
Fatherhood 2
This is bad?
The influence
Origins
who else?
Difference
Definition of cute
Sake Shaman Battles
Attack on Jiji
Show off.
Show off.
Oh wow.
Do not try this at home.
Fettish.
At the zoo.
Not suitable for citadel.
Stuck.
Baking.
Regrets
Hand play
Bad jokes
Bad jokes again
Cheer for me.
Some songs
things when high.
The citadel
Alternate end
Tfw
How to
Watashi ga motete dousunda
Watashi ga motete dousunda 2
addiction
Rui x Ichigo moments
Some answers.
Summon
Cold war
Yaoi vs. Ecchi
The reverse
milktub.
Turtle power
Finding Bones
Silence of the potatoes
Saniwas of the rings
Tadan~!!
New!!
Quarrel
My lyf now.
Scouting.
Kids parody
Jhepoy Dizon
Abandoned AU
At the moment
Oh wow.
Hanamaru in a nutshell
Honmaru Airlines
Grand Fair :3
Tiger of Malaya
Citadel elections
Stereotypes
Creepypasta anyone?
So like, yea
Free
Tomoyuki x Otegine???
Don't even do.
Kids and the darnest things.
Oh my
Behold
best friend
Truest
Try this.
Summary of Touken Ranbu
1,2, Yuri fanclub
Time lapse
Black widow
Fatherhood 3
Fatherhood 4
Lesson outcomes
Struggle
bad jokes
Sengoku Basara
Saniwa x toudan au
oh
That time again

Takerou in da house

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By DANE-sempai


Ok. Takerou x Otegine moments xD

*beep*

Otegine: dude

Takerou: hey dude

Otegine: dude. Wow.

Takerou: dude. What's up?

Otegine: ok stop talking like this it's stupid! XD

Takerou: omg? I'm a noble prince like omg. World is mine.

Otegine: could you not.

Takerou: YES.

*beep*

Sohaya: *acts normal*

Takerou: *passes*

Sohaya: *slaps his butt*

Takerou: *looks at him*

Sohaya: *eyebrow raised*

Takerou: *smirks* *gropes his butt back*

Sohaya: O_O'

*beep*

Tsuru: be in da hood.

Takerou: *passes*

Tsuru: DAMN DANIEL! ((u know why))

Takerou: really nigga. *chases him*

Tsuru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*beep*

Sada-chan: read me a story :3

Takerou: ok... it's called the ugly barnicle.

Sada-chan: *blink*

Takara: the ugly barnicle is so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Sada-chan: .....how tho.

Takerou: well....he thought of escaping to the sea until realizing he's ugly. Then, fell in love to an algae but they can't be together. So, the algae girl died. Then, the ugly barnicle got a disease that made him so ugly. That when he goes out, his contagious disease killed lots.

Sada-chan: *blink*

Takerou: pleased?

Sada-chan: kind of..

Takerou: good.

*beep*

Takerou: i'm tall...i'm daring...i'm intelligent...i'm wise...a little....i am strong....i am buff and sexy... i am artistic....i am creative...i am Religious...i am kind and loyal.....i am compassionate to animals....i'm.......

Yuna: perfect.

Takerou: i'm pathetic.

*beep*

Takerou: Everyone dare touch my boyfriend, u die. *kissed Otegine* ACKHAHAHAHA!!

Otegine: YOU'RE DRUNK!!

Takerou: *collapse*

*beep*

Takerou: *sexy voice* how to attract girls.... *nerd chinese voice* AAAARGH KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU!! HADOUKEN!!

*beep*

Takerou: *washes dishes*

Shishiou: hey bro.

Takerou: hey dude.

Shishiou: dude. Where the pizza?

Takerou: at the top of the cabinets.

Shishiou: *dramatically looks up* *tries reaching it* *pizza box fell on his face*

Takerou: pffffft--

*beep*

Takerou: *sexy voice* hey~ you wanna start now~? I could go and floor it~ *sexy growl* *kisses neck*

Urashima: *heavy breathing*

Takerou: why're you being so quiet~ lemme hear you say...my name... *sexy purr*

Urashima: *sits up* Takerou?

Takerou: g-gack!! Nandato!!? Urashima!!

Urashima: *wtf face*

*beep*

Takerou: *passes*

Tsuru: *gropes his chest*

Takerou: *wtf face*

Tsuru: dis a bara 16 year old!! Cup F or E!!

Takerou: -_-

*beep*

Otegine: Takerou! Let's play ball!

Takerou: basketball? O-okay!

Otegine: *passes ball*

Takerou: *got hit on the face* UGH!! *ded*

Otegine: oh my....

-then

Takerou: Gine-kun! Let's spar!

Otegine: sparring? Sure!

Takerou: *run horse kicks him at the face*

Otegine: *at the face* UGH!! *ded*

Takerou: Ooooooooooooooooooh...my..

*beep*

Gokotai: pls teach me how to play Soccer :3

Takerou: *nervous* o-okay... *places ball on ground*

Gokotai: *amazed*

Takerou: ...... *kicks* *hits Gokotai in the d*

Gokotai: UGH!! *reflects to Takerou*

Takerou: *in the d* UGH!!

*beep*

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