emeraude toubia as cecilia lestrange
"I don't do relationships, sweetie"
aaron t johnson as james potter
"Why wouldn't she want me? I'm James Potter"
ben barnes as sirius black
"I need to go to the Hospital Wing, I think I just heard Prongs say he wants to shag my cousin"
andrew garfield as remus lupin
"I'm sorry but did I just hear you say James is pining after someone other than Lily Evans? Seems highly unlikely to me."
jamie bell as peter pettigrew
"Wait, what's the problem with that? James is a big boy, he can handle himself."
miles teller as elliot summers
"Please don't tell me you wankers are actually under the impression that Cecilia is somehow going to date your friend with the glasses."