Fandom References
We have gathered some jokes, puns and lines from books you can (sometimes) use in real life! Yeah, eh, we tried.
Where is he? Odair he is!
(The Hunger Games)
Parent: Get off the internet and have some dinner with your family!
Me: Faction before blood
(Divergent)
Teacher: Your essay isnt very well put together
Me: My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations
(The Fault In Our Stars)
Good night, sleep tight,
Dont let Peter stab you
in the eye with a butter knife.
(Divergent)
Dumbledore's phoenix comes through the window with important news. But Harry doesnt speak phoenix so he turns to Dumbledore.
"What does the Fawkes say?"
(Harry Potter)
Person: "You Okay?"
Me: *looks away* Im not ready to make that promise to you
(The Fault In Our Stars)
Teacher: Now everyone draw a venn diagram
Me: *Cracks up violently*
(The Fault In Our Stars)
Me: *your acting like they can actually hear you*
Dad: Your in love with someone who doesn't exist
Me:
Me: Dont talk to me
(Every fandom ever)
Mockingjay was a good book,
Everyone had a good time,
Prim had a blast,
Fun for the whole Family
(The Hunger Games)
The Girl on Fire + The Boy With the Bread= Toast
(The Hunger Games)
Me: Aw, percabeth is so hap-
Hera: I came in like a wreckingball
(Percy Jackson)
Annie steals Effie's pig.
"THATS MA HOG ANNIE!!!"
(The Hunger Games)
Person: Come outside, You can see the stars
Me: ...
(Percy Jackson/The Fault In Our Stars)
Friend: My project is due tommorow and I havent started
Me:*Three finger salutes them* The hope is the only thing stronger than fear.
Friend: ...wut
(The Hunger Games)
Teacher what is 2 squared
Me: TOBIAS
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Fandom: *Slow Claps*
(Divergent)
Me: Remember when all Percy had to worry about was getting kicked out of school, hahaHahahAHaHAHAHAJSKSHDVHL...*cries*
(Percy Jackson)
Me: Fanboys outside the internet, ahhahahahahahah lol
{Its an inside joke}
-Made by Kiera Mcj (@thefandomdoctor- wattpad)
What's Finnicks favourite game? Truth Odair.
(The Hunger Games)
Math Teacher: What's 4 + 6?
Me: FOURTRIS!
(Divergent)
Parents: You need a boyfriend! You're 18!
Me: To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be the one destroyed.
(The Mortal Instruments)
Me: Where's the pizza?
Mom: Not here yet.
Me: WHAT?! IVE DONE MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh no here she goes again.
Me: 12 YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Please stop. You do this every time!
Me: IN AZKABAN!
(Harry Potter)
Teacher: Who wants to be a library monitor?
Me: I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!
(The Hunger Games)
Friends: *singing* what does the fox say? *looks at me*
Me: Hi my name is Frank.
(Percy Jackson)
*someone hits their desk really hard and cracks the wood*
Me: *gasps* THAT IS MAHOGANY!
(The Hunger Games)
Mother: *tries to make me eat fruits* An apple a day keeps that doctor away
Me: I will never ever eat an apple ever again.
(Doctor Who)
Friend: *giving me their address* I live on 221b-
Me: Baker Street?!
Friend: *stares at me weirdly* no...
Me: I hate you. *walks away disappointed*
(Sherlock Holmes)
Me: *shopping in a jewellery shop* *sees plain golden ring*
Me: my precioussssss *get stared at weird by staff and customers*
Me: *continues*
Me: *gets dragged out of the shop by security*
(Lord of the Rings)
Me: I want some dam fries.
(Percy Jackson)
Uh yeah, we tried. Hope you guys enjoyed this. Feel free to comment your own (or stolen from tumblr) pun/joke for us to add!