When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmelow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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