J : tell me about you, thalia.
T : not much to tell i guess. i'm in a committed relationship with food. been going steady for about 22 years now.
J : i have competition now?
T : oh, definitely. i can squeeze you in somewhere between the pizza and hamburgers.
J : very american of you.
T : i am american, you goofball.
J : but you sound so... british?
T : born in america. moved when i was 10. accent kind of found me through the years i guess.
J : can you still do an american accent?
T : you bet i can. best sweet sounding georgia peach there is in this part of the u.k.
J : georgia peach?
T : you're so british.
J : correct, miss americano.
T : hey, do you want to text me?
J : um why would i say no??
T : true lol. my number is 555-787-9812.
J : it's about time we get off this vile, degrading app.
T : ........ joe. we're both on the app.