I can't imagine why anyone would want to read this entire story. If you did I sincerely apologize. I also feel the need to say that I refuse to pay for the psychological help you probably need after suffering through the torture that was this story. I also ask you to take into account that you read this of your own free will, please remember this fact before you decide to sue me. Also I am not entirely to blame for this hilariously awful masterpiece.
I'm sure that my good friend meowc0w will gladly take full responsibility for this story. After all she practically came up with the entire plot and characters. I simply typed most of it. If you think about it I'm a victim of this story too.
the_snitch typed a few sentences so I might as well blame her too.
Once again I apologize for letting this even exist and keep in mind I did not write this alone.
~Typewriter12160