solo dm || n.h.

By whimsicaIity

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where @kingniallol keeps hoping she will be noticed among the sea of dms of @NiallOfficial ©whimsicaIity 2016 More

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By whimsicaIity

@kingniallol playin' Just Dance is mY THING IM SO PRO AT DANCIN GOSH

3 hrs ago

@kingniallol lmao jk i have two left feet and ppl will just stare and judge my existence bc of my lame dance

3 hrs ago

@NiallOfficial Cause if the whole world was watchin I'd still dance with you @kingniallol ;-)

15 mins ago

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9:48 a.m.

@kingniallol: time of death: 9:33 am

@kingniallol: rest in peapods, ella hawthorne

@NiallOfficial: Well good morning to ya too !

@kingniallol: hmp

@NiallOfficial: Aw wittle buddy why ya mad :'(

@kingniallol: u confuse me so much

@kingniallol: eff you

@NiallOfficial: What ? Confuse you on what ?

@kingniallol: anYWAYS

@kingniallol: that tweet was fucking sweet you melted my heart u fucktard

@kingniallol: even if it was some lyrics off ur song and u might've been discreetly promoting it to my 13k followers

@kingniallol: bUT SRSLY

@kingniallol: if i vanish dont be surprised bc u sure are giving fans the reason to bury me alive

@NiallOfficial: But I made you smile with it, no ?

@kingniallol: uhm

@kingniallol: well yes i cant still drop this fookin shit-eating grin

@kingniallol: u devious motherfvcker

@NiallOfficial: Awwwww <333

@NiallOfficial: You're welcome !

@kingniallol: never said thx tho

@kingniallol: like lol why would i???

@NiallOfficial: Because a rather phenomiNIALL man graced you with his awesomeness ;-)

@kingniallol: oh god

@kingniallol: whats with the sudden cockiness horan ?

@kingniallol: i bet ur other kind of COCKy is up thats why ;-)

@NiallOfficial: Other kind of what ?

@NiallOfficial: Oh .

@NiallOfficial: Shit ! Ya really vulgar aye ?

@kingniallol: but u love it!

@NiallOfficial: Strangely... yes .

@NiallOfficial: WINK WINK

@kingniallol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@kingniallol: i imagine you saying "wenk wenK"

@kingniallol: you're like Pingu!!!!

@NiallOfficial: Who tf is this Pingu guy ?!?!?!?

@kingniallol: pingu is a penguin stupid

@kingniallol: dont tell me u havent watched Pingu??

@NiallOfficial: Well never heard of it until now so

@kingniallol: iT'S THE FREAKIN CARTOON OF THE CENTURY

@kingniallol: wHAT A DISGRACE R U HOW DID UR PARENTS RAISE YOU

@NiallOfficial: WELL YOU HAVENT WATCHED TFIOS

@NiallOfficial: So we're even !!

@kingniallol: not knowing who pingu is is a much more disgrace

@kingniallol: even luke hemmings will be ashamed of you

@NiallOfficial: I HAVE AN IDEA WAIT HOLD ONE TIT READY

@kingniallol: such a shame i only have a bump

@kingniallol: been flat since the summer of '09

@NiallOfficial: That's unfortunately sad .

@kingniallol: a b c d e... f u


Niall Horan added Luke Hemmings to the group.


@kingniallol: what's with all the celebrities suddenly entering my life

@Luke5SOS: Oh, uhm hello? :-)

@kingniallol: awwww luke ur still cute and awkward in text xx

@NiallOfficial: aNYWAYS Lukey your sole purpose here is bc i want to know if im a disgrace

@Luke5SOS: Why would you be a disgrace, Nikiddo?

@kingniallol: NIKKIDO YASSSS

@NiallOfficial: WHY IS EVERYBODY TRYNA CALL ME NIKIDDO

@kingniallol: bc #pathetic

@Luke5SOS: Because #sexi

@NiallOfficial: Twitter is seriously making people insane

@NiallOfficial: Anyways my blond groupie, am i a disgrace bc i dont know of Pingu ?

@Luke5SOS: Tell me it's a joke that you don't know who Pingu is.

@kingniallol: did u just call luke your blond groupie?!?!?!

@kingniallol: #nuke ship prevails brethren

@kingniallol: narry/nouis/niam/ziall who

@NiallOfficial: Wasn't a joke Lucas i really didn't know Pingu was some penguin up until now

@Luke5SOS: WHAT?!

@Luke5SOS: It's the freaking cartoon of the century!!

@Luke5SOS: How did you not know of this how did your parents raise you!!!!!!!!!

@kingniallol: ikr which planet did this guy come from bc he doesnt know about pingu pfft

@Luke5SOS: Such a disappointment, I know. How do you put up with him?!

@kingniallol: actually liking him less now ugh tears my heart </3

@Luke5SOS: This is putting a strain to our friendship too ugh </3

@NiallOfficial: Why do people i add in my convo with Ella forgets that i exist hELLO PEOPLE

@NiallOfficial: Anyways cmon Pingu isn't that big of a deal

@NiallOfficial: ELLA HASNT EVEN WATCHED TFIOS

@Luke5SOS: What's TFIOS

@kingniallol: the fault in our starbucks probably

@Luke5SOS: Oooh interesting

@Luke5SOS: Does it involve a girl spilling coffee over some guy's pants then sparks and all that romantic shit?

@kingniallol: pretty much

@NiallOfficial: You two is2g are a-holes .

@NiallOfficial: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW TFIOS IT'S BEAUTIFUL

@Luke5SOS: SAME HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW PINGU HE'S BEAUTIFUL

@kingniallol: im on luke's side here ngl

@NiallOfficial: I thought you loved ur papi el :'(

@Luke5SOS: Oops she's my groupie now.

@kingniallol: omfg i feel so honored lukey *le cries and hyperventilates and bangs head against the wall*

@NiallOfficial: That's so fcuking violent Ella wtf

@Luke5SOS: Feisty. I like it.

@NiallOfficial: Luke christmas is near, right ?

@Luke5SOS: Yeah, why? Gonna give me a lap dance as present this year?

@NiallOfficial: I thought Michael gives you those kinds of gift ?

@kingniallol: asdjlredhinkfesx muke and nuke afshijkeeridsk

@NiallOfficial: Anyways it's cold in the southern pole .

@NiallOfficial: You know, you're a penguin and all .

@NiallOfficial: BYE GO SHAG PINGU LUV YA BBY X


Niall Horan removed Luke Hemmings from the group.


@kingniallol: awwww but luke was fun to talk to :-(

@NiallOfficial: Why does every guy I add to our convo flirts with you :-P

@kingniallol: lmao they dont flirt with me they're just joking around duh

@NiallOfficial: Seems like flirting to me .

@kingniallol: hehe ur jealous arent you papi ;-D

@NiallOfficial: What if i am ?

@NiallOfficial: Don't talk to any of the boys (and Luke) without me around .

@kingniallol: pfft what gives you the right to do all that

@NiallOfficial: Well

@NiallOfficial: Because

@NiallOfficial: Fuck . You're right . I dont have any right on it at all .

@kingniallol: uhm yeah.

@NiallOfficial: Geez . Sorry . Bye

@kingniallol: bye.

- - -

suddenly went stale smh they're like worser than hessa

meanwhile enjoy niall twerking on the gif bc dancing niall is life

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