Stranger: Do you know why fire trucks are red?
Me: Nope...
Stranger: We'll, fire trucks have four wheels with 8 people on a fire truck
Stranger: 4+8=12
Stranger: There are 12 inches in a ruler
Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler
Stranger: There was also a ship named after queen Elizabeth
Stranger: The ships sailed the seas, the seas have fish in the,
Stranger: Fish have fins
Stranger: People from Finland are also called fins
Stranger: Finland and Russia ere in a war a long time ago
Stranger: Russians are red
Stranger: and fire trucks are always 'Russian' around
Me: LOL
Me: THIS IS SO GOING ON TUMBLR