my vampire poems including- f...

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I think of the most random things that some how end up as a poem. More

Vampires, love them or hate them?

FUNNY TWILIGHT POEM

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By Taylorlautnerisbeefy

hope you all like it! its so random! :)

theres edward and theres bella

and beefy jacob

what a fella

the wolf packs kinda hot too

but not compared to mike newton with eyes so blue

the last line was lie

because the wolf packs 6 packs make me want to die

then theres the cullens with there vampireness

with all the hot vamp dudes that I want 2 kiss

so that basicaly is twilight

and by the way vampires mostly come out at night

because they sparkle in the sun

how do I know all this? you may ask, because when it comes to loving twilight im number 1

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