"Standards" -Joshler

By ChunkyJosh

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For a boy, Josh didn't meet the general standards He wasn't your typical teenager Football? Party's? Girls? N... More

•Prologue•
•One•
•Two•
•Three•
•Four•
•Five•
•Six•
•Seven•
•Eight•
•Nine•
•Ten•
•Eleven•
•Twelve•
•Thirteen•
•Fourteen•
•Fifteen•
•Sixteen•
•Seventeen•
•Eighteen•
•Nineteen•
•Twenty•
•TwentyOne•
•TwentyTwo•
•TwentyThree•
•TwentyFour•
Update
•TwentyFive•
•TwentySix•
•TwentySeven•
•TwentyEight•
•TwentyNine•
FUCK
Finale
SlowTown
Christmas Special (1/4)
Update on the "Specials"

Christmas Special (2/4)

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By ChunkyJosh

(The lovely Rush_With_A_Wreath drew this photo of josh with the jumper on!! It's adorable tysm <3)

I woke up to loud knocking on the door. It was 9 am which was the time Tyler was coming to pick me up.

Shit

I'd slept through all 3 of my alarms, which was not good

I raced to get my ripped jeans and a ti-dye t-shirt on, I ran down the stairs (which was the most exercise I've done in months) to great a rather adorable Tyler, holding a bag of muffins.

"Figured you'd be late after I texted you so many times so I brought breakfast"

"You're such a hero"

"Josh, can I tell you a secret?"

I leant forward, this was weird

"Your t-shirt is on backwards, dork"

I started giggling nervously to realise it was on inside out and backwards

I rolled my eyes and grabbed his pretty green t-shirt before pulling him in. I shut the door behind him and gave him a small peck on the lips.

My cheeks were probably glossy red, like a donut

Ty walked past me so I took the opportunity to smack his ass-ets

He giggled before skipping away into the kitchen. I went upstairs to change my top, only to realise that it said "Dad" on the front. Nice

I layered my lips with a little lip balm to keep them fresh- gotta have that femininity

I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. It was cool and the black tiles made it melancholy yet, a sweet aura colour admired from Ty, as if it was happiness.

"What are you staring at Dad"

Way to ruin the moment Tyler

"Something beautiful"

Tyler looked behind him

"Nope nothing beautiful there"

I giggled as I pulled out a muffin. It was blueberry, my favourite

"You'll be late to your own funeral, you know that right" Tyler giggled as he got up and put the muffins in his black bag

I swallowed "Pretty much. Also Brendon's told me to invite you to this Christmas jumper party he's having. It's the most "embarrassing jumper" competition or whatever"

I took another huge bite

"I'll just wear you then"

I punched his arm playfully while trying to eat the muffin with the other

"Mmff mffffmf mffff!"

"That's a whole lot of English" Tyler winked, giggling again

I swallowed once more

"Stop bullying me you dweeb"

Tyler grabbed my hand and tugged me towards the door. I stopped and got my shoes on and before I knew it we where on the bus and ready to do some Christmas shopping.

Ping!

Dally: ok I have 2 embarrassing jumpers. One has "Sleigh gurl!" With a bunch of emojis on and the other has Christmas lights and sings but has farting elfs on the front.

Spooky Jim Christmas: Wear both

Dally: You're no help. At least they're not as bad as yours

Spooky Jim Christmas: -_- shut it bean stalk

Sevenhead: I'm wearing my dicks out for harambe christmas version jumper that I literally just ordered on eBay

Dally: Why do I even like you

Sevenhead: because I'm amazing? Witty? Funny? Amazingly hot? Sexy? Looks good in high heels?

Spooky Jim Christmas: cause he had no other option?

Spooky Jim Christmas was kicked from the chat

I laughed to myself, Tyler leant over and looked at me as if to say 'what'

"The narcissistic asshole being normal as always"

We both giggled. I locked my phone and leant my head on Tyler's shoulder.

After a few minutes, Tyler pressed the little square button on the poles that went Ding! And told the driver to stop at the next one

We both got off and headed straight for Starbucks. I needed my Dun juice in the morning or else the real spooky Dun would come out

He pecked a kiss on my cheek which triggered me to giggle. He was so adorable and I've probably used the word adorable about 10 trillion times.

I wanted to write a poem for him, I mean I have a few likes

Something like

He's the king of my fortress

And he's absolutely gorgeous

He's the kick on my life line

Makes my heart beat rapidly

But it just doesn't sound right? Maybe I'm wrong

We began to walk down the markets, hand in hand. There was so many pretty lights and the air was filled with cinnamon. There was no snow sadly but it was forecast

I hope it snowed, it'd be like a little wonderland

Little kids that were size of my leg ran around giggling. Maybe id have one of my own one day to throw in the air and laugh with.

Tyler stopped us at a bath bomb shop. He knew I absolutely adored bath bombs and that they made your skin feel lovely.

He picked out a spicy scented one and bought it. It was all different shades of pink and orange and I couldn't wait at all

I ended up buying a vinyl for Dallon, a mini drumset for Brendon, a cute teddy bear for Patrick and I bought some cookies for Ty which he gobbled up straight away.

As we finished walking down the market isle we sat down at a park

There was a sort of blissful silence

"I love you, you know. It's crazy really, I didn't think something this strong was possible and here you are again, to prove me wrong"

Tyler's voice was gentle like a harp, choosing his words carefully

I looked to him

"Nobody's really ever proved me wrong. I thought love was a joke and that people just don't want to feel lonely. I remember wanting you to prove me wrong and you did. I love you"

I smiled

"Even if we don't last, I'll still love you"

He kissed my forehead, letting me rest my head onto his shoulder. I sighed contently. What did I do to deserve this man

He twined our fingers together.

"So, what are you wearing for the Christmas jumper party"

Shit. I can't tell him

"It's a secret" I said and he pouted like a child

"Come oooon Joshy" he squeezed my hand

"Secret"

"Fine, I'll not tell you mine"

I shrugged and crossed my arms playfully. But really my insides were screaming

I can't exactly tell Tyler to jingle my balls

Well I could but that's besides the point

Ping!

User Dally added Spooky Jim Christmas into the chat

Dally: I think you hurt Brendon's ego

Sevenhead: yeah tell him baby :,(

Spooky Jim Christmas: what do you want me to do? Paint you a pretty picture saying "I'm sorry for hurting your ego which is surprisingly bigger then your forehead"

Sevenhead: at least I don't dye my hair obnoxious colours xx

Spooky Jim Christmas: don't you dare use kisses at me

Sevenhead: bye felicia xoxo

Spooky Jim Christmas: Tyler says he's gonna kick your ass

Dally left the chat room

Spooky Jim Christmas: HAHAAAH UR BITCH ASS JUST GOT DISOWNED

Spooky Jim Christmas was kicked from the Chatroom

A few hours later, we where cuddled up watching the horror movie "Krampus"

I was pretty drowsy, but before I fell to sleep I poked Tyler's head

"Hmm?"

"I love you too"

He kissed the top of my head and with that I drifted off into a sound sleep
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Hello my fellow friend people

I have cometh to give you an update on my face cause I feel like you all deserve it

I've gone from pink to purple ahh


I wanted to do some sort of special and bc I'm starting my gcses rn and I'm having to do ALOT of creative writing I was like hell yeah let's not procrastinate

I've been trying to read and reply to as many comments as I can, I literally love you all you're so funny :,)

Feel free to roast me abt anything, I'm really bad at spelling too as you all can tell

Anyways, much love and a very merry Christmas 🎄

I hope you enjoy this little thingy from tylet and joshuwawa ;)

Also here's a fun fact. The original title of this book was "Different"

-Fran

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