Once upon a time there was a girl named lily and she was from china. Some people were making fun of her. She felt very depressed but then while she was sitting in her room a unicorn appeared and her sadness disappeared !!! That wasn't just any unicorn. It was a unicorn who could also turn into a majestic peacock and shitted candy sprinkles! It was flying in the sky with Lily on his back and rainbow coming behind his butt (what?). When lily was hungry she could eat his hair even though it was made out of poop. So she decided not to be hungry anymore so she could finally transform ,with her creativity, her farts into something she could sell and buy some real food. But to ensure the quality of her product she should have found a famous "FART TASTER" (dank memes). After they searched for ten minutes (irl five centuries) they found this famous Fart taster a.k.a dank meme Lord shitting into a prehistoric cave. But those weren't candy sprinkles. They were marshmallows! Yum! They were shocked to see that it was a hologram after all. And that was the big plot twist. Then she was flying with her unicorn across the sky when they suddenly ran out of candy sprinkles and fart gas. They fell down. The unicorn managed to land (almost) safely but lily broke her leg. Then she realised that a T-Rex was chasing her in order to make THE ULTIMATE DANK MEME! As the dinosaur drew closer the unicorn came but hadn't calculated right where he was going to land and nailed the dinosaur with his horn in his butt. That smelled awful. And then they realised that the unicorn had healed the fart taster. Then lily ate something at last and everyone died. Then she woke up
The end.
(Idfk what this actually was)