Funny quotes from The Office

By CeruleanPaso

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Hey! This is a collection of quotes from the hit show The Office (U.S.). I do not own these quotes or charact... More

Funny quotes from The Office
Ice cream
Feared or loved?
New Plague
Responsibilities
Bookface
Smile!
Not ever
Fear
A little Sticious
Same high pitched note
Boredom
Not an idiot
Santa Bond
Sushi of paper
Rainbows
Feelings
Disposable cameras
Dwight's ideal world
Wigs
Can't beat a horse
Koi Ponded
Vampires
Bears Beets...
Baby as President
Underdogs
Gryffindor!...
Celebration
CREED
Dont die
Negativity
Hit by a car
Stupid faces
Captain Jack
Ladies bathroom
Bonding time
Idiots
Parking
Happy Valentine's Day
Secrets
Escort service
Double Jeopardy
Terminator
Loyalty
You can have Toby
Show up early
Special cabinet
Break time
Don't question yourself
Normal wear and tear
Old man smell
Speed bump
My friend
2 feet closer
Andy's passions
Two keys
Jim!!
Too many times
You're gonna die of obesity
Best seaford in the world
Sexy Dwight
Dead plant
31 is the new number
Jim's phone
Concussion
Walked in on someone
Big idea
He is shunned
Plop
Presidential
Casino Night
7 out of 10 attacks

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"I have flaws, what are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit someone with my car." -Michael Scott

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