Random Stories of an Idiotic...

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These are RANDOM, DUMB AND (SLIGHTLY) DISTURBING STORIES created by the one only, me. If you don't appreciat... More

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By MondayMonitors

[It was the 5th day of my period yet the bleeding kept on going.]

I was watching the rerun of  "Oggy and the Cockroaches," when I noticed the red stains on my jeans.

I rushed to my cabinet to get some tampons... and my whole world just crushed!

There was nothing left!

I can't buy one, since I was unemployed and broke.

Then I had a bright idea....

I gathered all the used tampons in the compost heap, snatched my SISTER'S TOOTHBRUSH AND TOOTHPASTE, and cleaned the bloody surface.

I hanged it all under the sun and waited for it to dry.

Once done, I grabbed one and used it.

I NEVER FELT SO FRESH AND CLEAN! YOU SHOULD TRY IT ONCE!

THAT, KIDS, IS HOW YOU REDUCE, REUSE AND RECYCLE.

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