Everyone in Thunderclan: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Jayfeather! Happy Birthday to you!
Brambleclaw: Hip Hip!
Everyone in Thunderclan: Horay!
Brambleclaw: Hip Hip!
Everyone in Thunderclan: Horay!
Jayfeather: *Takes a deep breath and blows out two of the five candles*
Berrynose: Haha! Jayfeather has three girlfriends!
Everyone in Thunderclan: *gasps*
Leafpool: *to herself* Just like his father....
Jayfeather: *Growls* You mouse-brained idiots! I'm a medicine cat!
Cloudtail: So...?
Jayfeather: Don't you know anything about the warrior code?!
Cloudtail: Nup.
Jayfeather: *sighs* Of course not.
Brambleclaw: On with the celebration! I bought some illegal fireworks for us to use! *Starts to light them with his lighter*
Everyone in Thunderclan: *a blue firework explodes* Ooooh.... *a pink one explodes* Ahhh....
Jayfeather: *looks up at the sky* What? I can't see anything!
Everyone in Thunderclan: *ignores Jayfeather*
Dovewing: Wow! Did you see that?
Jayfeather: *growls* What do you think?!
Purdy: Who'd of thought it? I didn't know that you could have so many colours! *Purrs as a green firework explodes*
Jayfeather:This is so unfair!
Longtail: I know, right? *raises his voice* Some of us can't see you know! Not even the Birthday boy!
Berrynose: *snorts and glares at the two blind toms* Then get a guide-dog!
Jayfeather: Worst. Birthday. Ever.