// "We hooked up last night and it turns out you're my kid's teacher." //
•OHHHH
•Alex was at this club
•because Lafayette said he needed a break and Hercules wanted a binge watching session of Disney movies with Philip and Alex would go insane if he heard one more Disney song
•long story short Alex is buzzed and when he goes to the bar to get another drink he meets this adorable freckled man
•they begin to talk
•and then the man drags Alex out onto the dance floor
•so they're grinding against each other right
•and the man leans back, grabs a fistful of Alex's hair, and whispers into his cheek
•"Lets get out of here."
•Alex is like "HELL YEAH I HAVENT BEEN LAID IN LIKE FOUR MONTHS"
•they make it out into the alleyway exit of the club
•and this man pushes Alex up against the wall
•and Alex isn't complaining because holy shit this man is so good at kissing
•they pull away after a minute or two and Alex mumbles "my car"
•Alex practically sprints to his car
•and both of them jump into the back
•they have sex in the back
•the whole time Alex is both thinking "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING" and also "Holy fuck this is great"
•afterwards the man just gets his stuff and leaves
•but now before winking at Alex, who's still naked and sweaty and panting
•skip to tomorrow
•and he was a little late to picking Philip up
•so Philip was in his teacher's classroom
•and Alex walks in
•Philip runs up to Alex and hugs his dad's legs
•and Alex looks up to say sorry to the teacher
•and surprise! It's the guy from the club!
•both go bright red
•and Alex just mumbles out an "I'm sorry"
•John nods and looks down
•and then JOHN
•SAYS
•"Actually, can I give you my number? Y'know, just in case you run late, so Philip knows?"
•Alex is more than happy to give John his number
•hint: John gives Alex his number not for Philip
•which is something that Alex finds out as soon as John asks him out
•this was terrible wow