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random ass fucking groupchat okay [lower-case intended] {warning: offensive humor} More

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danisnotahetero: hey can i add this guy, we just became friends

pjthedj: is he cute?

danisnotahetero: duh

pjthedj: add him b

crabbysticks: agreed

phil.lester has joined the chat, invited by danisnotahetero

danisnotahetero: guys look its a cute guy that i accidentally texted

phil.lester: ummm, hello?

crabbysticks: hello ! welcome to our cringey mess of a groupchat

pjthedj: im not actually a dj btw

phil.lester: oh okay
phil.lester: well hello!! i dont do well in groupchats umm
phil.lester: im phil

danisnotahetero: okay everyone introduce themselves to phil the motherfucking lester

phil.lester: i dont like cursing

dodiethebird: hello im dodie!! i play the uke and piano n i sing. my favorite color is yellow, i like pasta. also im super bisexual
dodiethebird: this is me
dodiethebird:

connielovesdodie: I LOVE MY GIRL B YE
connielovesdodie: omg hi wait welcome phil!! im connie, im very pink and kinda gay. im cute and precious.
connielovesdodie:

pjthedj: well shit im pj, im not a dj. i made the username years ago and im too lazy to change it. im really straight, but no one believes me. im kinda cool, i like making short films i guess?
pjthedj:

crabbysticks: im chris, and im also bisexual, like dodie. im very..absent. its okay bc i pop in at important times bc i love you guys
crabbysticks: i dont have many recent pictures of myself because i hate myself but hEre
crabbysticks:

robertsucks: hah
robertsucks: im robert, i make music and everyone makes fun of me because i do it about them. im basically a fanboy fuck off alright. also, phil huge fan of your channel, i dont think the rest know lmao
robertsucks: anYWAYs
robertsucks:

shanelovesryland: hello im shane, i love my boyfriend.
shanelovesryland:

jackaboy: im jack, or sean, and uh i like video games? i play them too often for it to be healthy. i literally work at a place that lets you test out and buy video game consuls. im trash. im in a kinda poly relationship with my girlfriend, signe. idk we're both allowed to have another partner. lots of talking and shit, and its going well! im super duper pansexual bye
jackaboy:

markimoo: im mark! im single with a veryvery pretty beard (as in fake girlfriend, not my actual beard). i like dudes. i also play a lotta video games. jack is my best friend. i miss him. thats all.
markimoo:

thomassanders: im thomas! i love musicals and singing. i once played jd from heathers bye that was the funnest adventure of my life. im also gay. very gay.
thomassanders:

danisnotahetero: im dan, im hella gay (well i mean i like nonbinary peeps and guys idk). im obsessed with youtube its B aD. i spend most of my time on the internet and working at starbucks, dying at the cringey girls. also, i love nail polish. omg im gonna send the photo of me with sparkly nail polish and my bejeweled hat.
danisnotahetero:

phil.lester: oh fuck
phil.lester: well all of you are beautiful
phil.lester: im phil, if you couldnt tell. i do youtube sometimes, and thanks robert its nice to know that lmao. i get money from youtube so i basically stay home all day. its very boring. im bisexual, with a vEry strong preference for meN. shhh dont tell my fAns
phil.lester:

danisnotahetero: WAIT FUCK
danisnotahetero: YOURE AMAZINGPHIL

robertsucks: you just noticed?

phil.lester: oh my

danisnotahetero: phil you have to understand how obsessed i am with your videos b ye

phil.lester: thats sweet! i just hope you know my youtube personality is very... different from my regular one

danisnotahetero: i could tell already

phil.lester: nice
phil.lester: also i have declared that the cutest out of all of you is
phil.lester: okay fuck i cant choose
phil.lester: its either dan or thomas

danisnotahetero: oahsmfneenenfn phil you're the cutest uM?????

dodiethebird: waiT phil you commented on one of my videos back in the day when i was an AmazingPhil Stannie™

phil.lester: ohhh thats nice! im glad we have reunited
phil.lester: also, are you and connie dating?

connielovesdodie: nop

dodiethebird: ^
dodiethebird: idk my last relationship broke me, so im laying back and staying away from relationships, even with how much i love connie
dodiethebird: aLSO PHIL IF YOU TAKE MY BEST FRIEND I MIGHT SLAP YOU

phil.lester: ?

danisnotahetero: she means me
danisnotahetero: (take me daddy)

phil.lester: i-
phil.lester: goodbye

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