The 100 Groupchat (lots of Cl...

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Basically all of your favourite 'the 100' characters are in modern times and are on a chatting app and are be... Mais

Lexa's N00dz
The Code
Lvl 40
B L O C K E D
F F F F F F F F F F F F
Clarke's Mouth™
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Daddy

Clerke the savage

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{CuteMechanic12 started a groupchat with JingleBELLRockz, JaspersaStoner, TaviaBlakes24, CommanderRaccoon, ClarkeTheHusband, Lincoln_The_Baker, and MontyGreennnss.}

-7:34 pm-

CuteMechanic12: guys I have an idea

JingleBELLRockz: oh no

Lincoln_TheBaker: pray for us

TaviaBlakes24: please no

JasperaStoner: Nope

MontyGreennnss: hell no

CommanderRaccoon: gotta BLAST

ClarkeTheHusband: whatever it is I want in

MontyGreennnss: guysssszzzz

JaspersaStoner: whatttzzzz

MontyGreennnss: I'm so high I can't tell whos username matching whoooooo

CommanderRaccoon: why do u add so many unneeded letters???

MontyGreennnss: Ima fix it hold on one sex

TaviaBlakes24: lol u said sex

ClarkeTheHusband: lol

JingleBELLrockz: lol

Lincoln_TheBaker: lol

JaspersaStoner: hehe

MontyGreennnss: guys it was a TYPO chill

MontyGreennnss: anyway

{MontyGreennnss changed chat nickname(s), added chat restrictions)

Bellamy: WOAH

Jasper: HOLY SHIT

Lexa: OSNDNSLVLLDE

Lincoln: OH WOW

Octavia: Awwww look at Lincoln learning about technology it's soooo cutte

Lincoln: I had tech in the UK Octavia lol Wut

Clerke: Uhm

Clerke: exsqueeze me

Lexa: I'll squeeze u

Bellamy: gross

Octavia: HA GAYY Y Y Y Y

Lincoln: what does that even mean???????

Clerke: anyway Monty u spelt my name wrong

Monty: what no isn't that how u spell ur name

Clerke: who spells Clarke with an E?????

Jasper: Monty.

Lincoln: how did u do that, did u hack the website lol

Clerke: r u sure u had tech in the UK

Clerke: it literally says 'change chat nicknames' up in big bold letters at the top

Lincoln: shut up Clerke

Clerke: alright that was uncalled 4???

Jasper: ooooo u about to catch Clarke's hands Linc

Monty: FITE FITE FITE FITE

Lexa: please don't wreck her face she needs it

Octavia: more like u need it... To ride

Clerke: lol tru

Bellamy: gross

Lexa: CLARKE!!!!!!!!i!!!!!

Octavia: why can't u just change ur name Clarke

Clerke: Monty set chat restrictions when he wasn't the chat creator. fucking hackers

Monty: *ding ding ding* u r correct m'lady

Jasper: did u just tip ur fedora

Raven: {sent photo 'explosion-idea-gone-wrong.jpeg'}

Raven: well I blew up my desk

Bellamy: oh my god

Lincoln: WHAT DID U EVEN TRY TO DO

Raven: it was gonna be cool I swear it just wasn't after

Monty: amateur

Raven: wow u hacked a chat app iMPRESSIVE *claps slowly*

Bellamy: get wrecked

Clerke: Raven comes into the chat SWINGING

Clerke: also I said I wanted in on the idea :(

Raven: I'm sorry I was already half way through :(((((( next time I promise

Jasper: gay

Octavia: unpopular opinion: I ship princess mechanic more than Clexa tbh

Lexa: *cries in lesbian* these hoes ain't loyaL

Bellamy: don't worry Lexa u can get with me

Clerke: {sent screenshot 'cries-in-LESBIAN.jpeg}

Clerke: emphasis on the lesbian

Bellamy: I will be ur girl Lexa, just give me chance

Clerke: WANNA FUCKING GO BELLAMY

Clerke: remember that time when I turned Gina gay, bell

Lexa: Uhm when was this

Bellamy: u didn't know each other at that time don't worry babe ;)

Bellamy: ALSO SO U WERE THE ONE THAT 'made her realize some things she didn't know about herself'

Lincoln: Clarke is a savage

Lexa: girlfriend goals

Octavia: I wish I fucked Gina she was hot

Monty: Octavia 'heterosexual' Blake my ass

Jasper: lol

Bellamy: SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE

Clerke: don't worry it was just the tip

Raven: LOL OH MY GOD

Lincoln: lol oml Clarke

Monty: I'm living. Conversation: screenshotted!!!!!

Lexa: this is why I love u

{Raven added chat subject: Clerke the savage}

Clerke: Raven u can change my nameeee please do it

Raven: but it's funny ha

Clerke: please

Raven: no

Clerke: pleaseeeee

Raven: NO

Clerke: JFKDKEKLFLDOVLDKEKY

Lincoln: oh she mad

Lexa: yikes Byeee

Bellamy: *dabs away*

Monty: I'm scared

Clerke: turn off chat restrictions Monty

Monty: ...

Clerke: Monty!!!!!

Raven: dont u dare!!!!

Monty: I'm not going 2 lie I'm more scared of Clarke tbh sorry bout it Raven

{Monty has turned off chat restrictions}

Raven: NOOOOO TRAITORRRRRRRRRR

{TheIceman_Roan has entered the groupchat}

{Clarke changed chat nickname(s)}

Roan: alright I just heard Clarke scream in her room and I'm almost 95% positive Lexa isn't here so what's going on

Raven: did u just bring ur brother into this Clerke???? Damn Greefen's

Clarke: he joined on his own

Raven: uhuh

Roan: is Raven being annoying

Bellamy: when isn't Raven being annoying

Octavia: fucking roasted

Bellamy: ur a fucking child stop using that shitty language

Bellamy: jk Lolz

Clarke: ya Raven is being a lil hoe and not changing my name to what it is???????? ??? It's cool tho it's fixed I scared Monty

Monty: I'm her bitch

Lexa: I thought I was Clarke's bitch???????

Bellamy: u can be my bitch Lexie-poo

Lexa: I will END u if u call me that again

Roan: ur friends r weird Clarke

Lincoln: tru

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