Facebook For Demigods

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Jokes, games and chaos ensue when the gods and demigods get Facebook. Read if you need a laugh! Mehr

Facebook For Demigods
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Leo Valdez updated his status: That awkward moment when you accidentally light your donut on fire

Hephaestus likes this

Comments:

Percy Jackson: happens to me all the time

Annabeth Chase: -___-

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~In the private messaging group with Percy Jackson, Annabeth Jackson, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, Nico di Angelo, Drew Tanaka, Connor Stoll and Travis Stoll~

Thalia Grace: Who wants to play truth or dare?

Percy Jackson: I'm in

Connor Stoll: We'll

Travis Stoll: play

Drew Tanaka: why do you guys always have to do that?

Connor Stoll: Cuz

Travis Stoll: it's

Connor Stoll: awesome

Drew Tanaka: but it's sooooooo annoying

Travis Stoll: all

Connor Stoll: the

Travis Stoll: more

Connor Stoll: reason

Travis Stoll: to

Connor Stoll: do

Travis Stoll: it

Connor Stoll: ;)

Drew Tanaka: ugh you suck

Connor Stoll: you may have mentioned that before

Jason Grace: can we play the game already?

Annabeth Jackson: yeah

Thalia Grace: who wants to start?

Jason Grace: you do

Thalia Grace: okay...

Jason Grace: truth or dare?

Thalia Grace: umm.. dare

Jason Grace: *smirks*

Thalia Grace: oh no

Jason Grace: go flirt with Apollo

Thalia Grace: hell no

Jason Grace: just through fb

Thalia Grace: i hate you

Leo Valdez: This will be fun to watch ;)

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Thalia Grace posted a message on Apollo's wall: Hey, sexy

Comments:

Apollo: O.O

Apollo: about time you realized that!

Apollo: so... wanna catch a move or something?

Thalia Grace: You sound like a teenage boy ;)

Apollo: yeah, cuz you're a teenage girl

Artemis: THALIA?!

Thalia Grace: APRIL FOOLS!

Apollo: but it's January...

Thalia Grace: -.-

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~In the private messaging group~

Thalia Grace: there I did it. Now I get to make somebody do something?

Annabeth Chase: yep

Thalia Grace: hmmm I wanna pick jason but I can't since he just did that for me...

Thalia Grace: Drew, truth or dare?

Drew Tanaka: dare

Thalia Grace: kiss Jason and show us the picture on here

Jason Grace: you've got to be kidding

Thalia Grace: nope. you're welcome, bro

Piper McLean: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!

Thalia Grace: jealous much?

Piper McLean: -.-

~a few minutes later~

Jason Grace: jason won't let me kiss him! (this is drew!)

Thalia Grace: come on Jay-jay, you've got to follow by the rules

Jason Grace: JAY-JAY????

Thalia Grace: i've still got your baby pics

Jason Grace: omg i sooooo want to see those!

Leo Valdez: me too!

Thalia Grace: ???

Jason Grace: that was drew again sorry

Thalia Grace: ah that makes sense

Jason Grace: kay Drew you can kiss me now

Jason Grace posted a picture 

[Jason is sitting in his chair being unwillingly kissed by Drew who is all over him]

Jason Grace: you can leave now

Drew Tanaka: I'm back. So... Piper, truth or dare?

Piper McLean: oh god... um truth i guess

Drew Tanaka: did you ever like anyone other than jason?

Piper McLean: that is so not fair, I had fake memories and everything so how am i supposed to know?

Drew Tanaka: that sounds like a yes

Piper McLean: when did i ever say that?

Drew Tanaka: well, you're avoiding my question

Piper McLean: I am not!

Drew Tanaka: you are too!

Piper McLean: this is pathetic

Drew Tanaka: YOU'RE pathetic

Piper McLean: you just hate me because I'm ENGAGED to your crush

Connor Stoll renamed the group: Sissy Fight

Piper McLean renamed the group: Drew is annoying

Travis Stoll renamed the group: Sissy Fight

Piper McLean renamed the group: shut up you too

Annabeth Chase renamed the group: *Shut Up You Two

Piper McLean renamed the group: oh who cares

Annabeth Chase renamed the group: Why aren't we talking in the conversation?

Drew Tanaka renamed the conversation: this is more fun

Percy Jackson renamed the group: I agree with Annabeth

Annabeth Chase renamed the group: Then why aren't you doing it?

Percy Jackson renamed the group: You aren't either...

Travis Stoll renamed the group: stupid conversation

Connor Stoll renamed the group: REALLY stupid conversation

Leo Valdez renamed the group: So how about them baby pictures, Thalia?

Percy Jackson deleted the group.

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Zeus, Percy Jackson and 158 others are now friends with Kronos

Zeus, Percy Jackson and 158 others are now friends with Bianca di Angelo

Zeus, Percy Jackson and 158 others are now friends with Silena Beauregard

Zeus, Percy Jackson and 158 others are now friends with Charles Beckendorf

Zeus, Percy Jackson and 158 others are now friends with Zoe Nightshade

Zeus, Annabeth Chase and 158 others are now friends with Luke Castellan

Zeus, Hera and 158 others are now friends with Medusa

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Percy Jackson updated his status: That awkward moment when you become Facebook friends with a bunch of dead people

Zeus, Annabeth Chase and 162 others like this

Hades dislikes this

Comments:

Luke Castellan: You got a problem with it?

Percy Jackson: how do you have Internet anyway?

Kronos: because I am rising again MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Percy Jackson: Umm...

Kronos: jk lol Hades made a deal with Time Warner Cable

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Percy Jackson: That awkward moment when Kronos says "jk lol"

Leo Valdez likes this

Comments:

Kronos: you do realize I can see this, right?

~Percy Jackson has logged off~

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Annabeth Chase posted a message on Luke Castellan's wall: Missed you so much!

Luke Castellan and Thalia Grace like this

Percy Jackson dislikes this

Comments:

Luke Castellan: you still with that Percy guy?

Annabeth Chase: I'm engaged you idiot

Luke Castellan: oops

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Nico Angelo updated his status: Glad to have to you have you back, sis - with Bianca di Angelo

Bianca di Angelo, Hades and 24 others like this

Comments:

Bianca di Angelo: you too, Nico :) gets a bit lonely down here sometimes

Hades: It's not my fault!

Bianca di Angelo: Wasn't blaming you, dad...

Hades: oh

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Aphrodite updated her status: Are divorces allowed on Olympus?

Ares likes this

Hera and Hephaestus dislike this

Comments:

Hermes: I think that would be better for everyone...

Hephaestus: NOT FOR ME!!! I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!!!!

Chiron: History always has to repeat itself, doesn't it?

Aphrodite: I never asked for a divorce before!

Chiron: That's because THEY DIDN'T EXIST!

Leo Valdez: you guys should get your own reality show

Connor Stoll: yeah you might even become more popular than the Kardashians!

Aphrodite: -.-

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So... sorry if this still too short but I tried! A few questions:

-What do you guys think of this?

-Any ideas/suggestions for what else you'd like to see?

-Are there any important dead characters that I forgot to mention up there?

Hope you enjoyed it!

~evelyn

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