(In tune of "Last Friday Night")
Will: Last Friday Night
Tris: I jumped off into a net
Four: I threw knives at her head
Edward: I got stabbed in my bed
Eric: AHAHAHAHA!!!
Al: I smell like sage and lemongrass
Molly: Tris kicked me in the ass
Peter: I am scared of being last
Uriah: This Friday Night
Lynn: Do it all... Again!