LEGEND:
Declan - bold
Grayson - italics
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"Hello, this is Parent Helpline. Please tell us any concerns you have, and we will be there to help and support you every step of the way!"
"Hi. Um, I think my dad is cheating on my mom."
"Alright... why is that?"
"The other day I overheard my mom and my grandma talking."
"Okay?"
"It was about some man... but it sounded like my dad."
"And...?"
"Apparently he's having a 'thing' with some... woman."
"So..."
"God, what kind of helpline are you? You're not even fucking helping!"
"Uh..."
"See? Every time I say something, you reply with a fucking question that just fucking pisses me off!"
"Very unintentional, sorry."
"Now the fucking sarcasm? They should get you fired! I called for help, not for this shit!"
"Considering it's nighttime, I suggest you keep your voice down."
"Nobody fucking cares anyways. Not even the fucking helpline who's at the top of the list of dumbass results on Google."
"That was my boss's money, not mine."
"You are fucking frustrating."
[Click.]
"Right, and you're just a bundle of fluff."