DankMemesTurnMeOn YOOO THIS CHAPIE IS DEDICATED TO YOU ;) btw my messages are lagging up so leTS TALK THROUGH THIS
I went into the kitchen catching Shrek reading Septiplier fanfiction. He was JACKing off to it, and cummed right on his snack.
"BABE WHY DONT YOU JACK OFF TO ME?1?1??1???" I screamed and ate his snack.
"Cuz" Shrek sassily said and bit my neck.
ITS ALL OGRE NOW
what the fuDGE WAS THIS CHAPTER HAVAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I WILL TRY TO MAKE CHAPTERS LONGER LMAO.