Name:"names Jace and that's my little brother Joseph" "yup"
Age: "to be exact we're one or so older or younger than you... Well Jace is I'm a year younger or something, but our parents say we're not twins we were just born the same year different dates.."
Species: "if nerds count as a species on earth then that's what we are but since that's not logical or a real species.." "We're shifters.."
Looks: "do you not have ocular sockets filled with those judgmental things of yours?" «media Jace on the right, Joseph on the left»
Scenario: (still working on one so make one up unless I have already thought of one or still make up your own)