S L Y T H E R I N
David Bowie would probably be a Slytherin. Since David was young, he dreamed of fame- and he didn't stop until he got it. For example, his first television appearance was a publicity stunt of sorts having to do with harassment towards men with long hair. And as noble as his cause was, it wasn't hard to see the excitement on young David's face at being featured on television. When he really broke in to the music industry for the first time, he tried different formulas for fame, experimenting to see which kind of persona the audience wanted (that first album...yikes). When he grew up a little and realized that *Snape voice* fame isn't everything, his music became more artful and an expression. But David never lost his ambition or cunning (i.e. secretly recording an album and than releasing it right before your death. My sly old diamond dog 💚).
Comment your opinion- do you agree or disagree with my decision? And don't forget to show Slytherin pride in the comments!
A Slytherin-ish quote from David:
My other choice for David: Ravenclaw