1. What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
"I've got a bone to pick with you."
2. Why did the sailor being iron and gold into his boat?
He needed oars!!
3. Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the end!!!
4. How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?
Shafted!!!
5. A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him," Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning..."
6. What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?
"Block" parties
7. A creeper walks into a bar. Everyone dies!!!
8. When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing!!!
9. I asked if I could look for ores in an Italian minecraft's cave. He said," No it's-a mine."
👑10.👑 What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat?
You sure do Ocelot of questions!!!!
A/N
Hey guys Basia here. I did 10 joke for chapter 10. I will be doing that often. Like for example for Chapter 15 I will do 15 different jokes. I hope you liked this chapter. I hope you guys have a great day (or night)!!! Bye readers!!!!
~ Aphmau_Readers aka Basiati 👑💜💙💚💛💖💕