Limericks IV

By sloanranger

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I suspect because they are only 5 lines and funny - by popular demand, yet another Limerick group!! Limeric... More

Fabricator Captivator
Windswept
Consistent
Captive
Pretending
Joy Ride
Not Orthopedic
Dazzling Dash
Berate
Broken Barriers
Skint
Take Me Aloft
Involves Sharing
Bodacious
More
Press
Sparking
Heaven Consents
Require
Rescinded
Quickening
Beatitude
I Wonder
Merrily
Lubricity
Breached
Weapons Employed
Defiant
Variety
Trust Is Gone
Calculation
Stipulate
Conflicted
Good Golly!
Loquacious
No More
Sirrah
Extraordinaire
For Goodness' Sake
Not Conspicuous
Sounds Absurd
Romeo - ing
Serious Reflection
Expert
Sugar
No Dishes
Grinning
Entailment
Mischievous
Restraint
Safety First
Fire and Thunder
Wary
Prescient
Plundered
Your Cheeks
Deny, Deny
Instead
De-lish
Prestigious
Still On My Feet
Declining Reclining
Recreational Skills
Riding
You've Won
What's Going On?
Dedicated Bliss
Cleaved
Like A Child
Not Yet
Randy Dandy
Dream Allowance
Proclaim Domain
Your Sweet and Your Bad
Perspicacious Ways
Get Ready
Tender Intrusion
Smidgeon
My Valentine
Regimentation

Skirt Alert

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By sloanranger

Skirt Alert

by sloanranger



When his hand slipped beneath my skirt

my senses became alert –

"Not exactly a crime,

but perhaps, mistimed?"

His look and his manner seemed hurt.


'But my love, we've been wed a week?'

"Yes, but I think you have some cheek.

Though you made my heart sing,

took your time with the ring –

now it's your turn, my love, to be meek."


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