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By unloyallester

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random ass fucking groupchat okay [lower-case intended] {warning: offensive humor} More

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By unloyallester

danisnotahetero: hey

phil.lester: ummm who's this?

danisnotahetero: quit fucking around lmaoo
danisnotahetero: wait fuck wrong phil

phil.lester: oh

danisnotahetero: oh well we're friends now

phil.lester: excuse me?

danisnotahetero: you heard me pal

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