Zodiac Stuff

Por xxKStyle101xx

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Merely your everyday type of fun yet odd book filled with the incomprehensible random "stuff" about the Zodia... Más

Do U Know Your Zodiac
Aries (O)
Taurus (O)
Gemini (O)
Cancer (O)
Leo (O)
Virgo (O)
Libra (O)
Scorpio (O)
Sagittarius (O)
Capricorn (O)
Aquarius (O)
Pisces (O)
Zodiacs in a Horror Movie (M)
The Signs having a Crush (O)
The Zodiac as Fairy Tail Characters (M)
(O) Zodiacs Most Likely to...
When The Zodiac Sees a Ghost (O)
The Zodiac And Anger (O)
One-Shot #1 Internet Shut Down (M)
Sleep Schedule (O)
What The Signs Want (O)
The Signs as Stan Pines Quotes (O)
Signs reaction to "I dont like you" (O)
Signs Finding out someone has a crush on them (O)
Signs in Hogwarts Houses (O)
The Zodiac as Cops (O)
The Signs That Need to Jump off a cliff (M)
Things your sign need Shut Up About (O)
What Time does your sign Sleep (O)
Lies the Signs tell u (O)
U know ur Best friends with the sign when they say (O)
How the signs pick up the phone (O)
More Squads Part 1 (O)
The Signs as Humor (O)
Habits of the signs (M)
The Signs as that moment when... (M)
One Shot #2 Prank Wars (M)
One-Shot #3 Camping. (M)
The Zodiac Halloween Costumes (O)
The Signs as with candy Halloween (O)
What the signs do on Halloween (O)
The signs As Ghosts (O)
One-Shot #4 Halloween (M)
How they signs say "I love U" (O)
Zodiac's reaction to the End of the World (O)
The Zodiac at the playground as kids (O)
Why the signs are still single (O)
One Shot #5 An Interview with the signs (M)
The signs when Embarrassed (M)
Reaction to the New Prez (M)
Signs Reaction with Puns (O)
One Shot #6 Truth or Dare (M)
What the Zodiac would name their Kids (O)
Zodiac Crazy Meter (O)
How much the zodiac cares about grades (O)
The Signs are secretly...(O)
The Zodiac: First day of summer (O)
The Signs as Weather (O)
"Hey are you Feeling ok?" (O)
The signs as Kitchen things (O)
Most To least Likely to die in a zombie apocalypse (O)
Most To Least Hated Signs. (O)
The signs as Gravity Falls Characters (O)
How much anger does your sign carry (O)
When the signs are alone and the door bell rings (O)
The Signs as Teachers (O)
How The Signs will KILL someone (O)
One shot #7 Truth or Dare Part 2 (M)
Anime Zodiac Series (O)
The Sign as Anime # 2 (O)
The Signs as Anime Clichés (O)
The Signs as Anime Hair colors (O)
One Shot #9 Road Trip (M)
How the Signs will Die (O)
The Signs Hobbies (O)
Thoughts(O)
The Signs when Sick (O)
Probably....(O)
The Signs Last words (O)
Nintendo Zodiac (O)
Let's Face It (O)
One Shot #10 Gemini's Sister (M)
One Shot #10.5 Gemini's Sister Stays (M)
The Signs As Moms (O)
Expectations vs Reality (O)
How Much Pain each Sign can endure (O)
The Signs when they lack Sleep (O)

One Shot #8 The Signs Vs The Elements. (M)

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Por xxKStyle101xx

Genders are:
(F): Taurus, Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo.

(M): Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Capricorn, Leo.

(Wasnt edited and it probably sucks)
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xxKStyle101xx knocks on door.

Libra opens it.

xxKStyle101xx: Hey Libra can I--

Libra slams door shut.

Libra: GUYS xxKStyle101xx IS BACK. WE HAVE AT LEAST 5 SECONDS TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!!

All zodiac starts running to hide.

xxKStyle101xx: Where did every go.◕^◕.
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THEY MUST BE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. But they forget I have MAGIC.* Brings everyone back*

Scorpio: Darnnit I had a really good hiding spot.

Virgo: Ok what are you gonna make us do now?

xxKStyle101xx: Well recently I've been watching Total Drama when I realize I can make far more worse stunts then that.

Gemini: So you mean you're going to go and do dangerous stunts?

Aquarius: YAAY I HOPE YOU DONT COME BACK.

xxKStyle101xx: Fudge no. Im making YOU do dangerous stunts.

All zodiacs: WHYYYYYYYYYY.

xxKStyle101xx: For entertainment.

Gemini: Wasn't me falling out of a plane without a parachute enough for you.

Capricorn: And me going to the hospital.

xxKStyle101xx: Pfffft no.

Gemini&Capricorn: your so mean.

xxKStyle101xx: I prefer the term showing my love for you but opposite from what love means.

Gemini&Capricorn: THAT MEANS THE EXACT SAME THING.

Sagittarius: So what are these stunts.

xxKStyle101xx: Well you're all doing stunts based on you're element.

Fire signs: DOES THAT MEAN YOUR GONNA MAKE US DO SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES FIRE. WILL WE DIE?

xxKStyle101xx: Yup. But Im not sure if you'll live or not. '\("/)/'

Gemini: *walks over to the fire sign* If she let me die. Im sure the same will happen to you.

Sagittarius: But there are so many STUPID things I wanted to do with my life.

xxKStyle101xx: Dont worry Sagi you might make it.

Everyone: *gasp*

xxKStyle101xx: WTF DID I JUST SAY. The holidays are rubbing off on me. Uh...ALL OF YOU GET INTO YOU GET IN YOUR ELEMENT GROUP. I NEED TO SEE YOU SUFFER.

*********Earth Signs**********

Earth signs are hanging from trees by vines that are tied to there feet. And they're over quick sand.

ALL EARTH SIGNS: WTF!!!!!!!!

xxKStyle101xx: heheheheheh

Capricorn: WERE NOT GONNA LIVE FROM THIS.

Taurus: Its not like you to freak out Capricorn.

Virgo: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. SHE HANGED US UPSIDE OVER QUICK SAND. HOW DO WE EVEN GET OUT OF THIS.

xxKStyle101xx: Thats the point of this challenge. You guys have to find away to not only get untangled from the vine but how to get to shore without landing in quick sand.

Capricorn&Virgo: HOW DO WE DO THAT.

xxKStyle101xx: I though you two were the smart ones.

Taurus: What about me?

xxKStyle101xx: You got a B in Math.

Taurus: Well its not my fault fractions are stupid. WHY DO WE NEED TO DO THEM ANYWAYS!!

Capricorn: Oh thats because-

Taurus: Shut up!!

xxKStyle101xx: oh and I forgot to mention there are deadly spiders climing down from these ropes. Id say it wouod take them about 30min to get to you and well...

Earth signs: WTF!!!!!

Taurus: So if we fall in quick sand we die. And if we stay hanging here will eventually get attacked by the deadly spiders.

Capricorn: Man it sucks being an Earth sign.

Virgo: I CAN BELIEVE YOU'd do this too your own sign.

xxKStyle101xx: well if I didnt I'd be bias and I wouldnt want that. Anyways break a leg.

*********Water Signs**********

The water signs are tapped in a HUGE cage next to the ocean.

Scorpio: what are we doing in this huge cage.

xxKStyle101xx: Ok so your challenege is to get out of it--

Cancer: --What does getting out of a cage have to do with water?

xxKStyle101xx: YOU HAVE TO LET ME FINISH.

Cancer: Oh sorry.

xxKStyle101xx: Gosh. Anyways you guys have to get out of this cage underwater--

All water signs: WE HAVE TO DO WHAT.

Pisces: We cant hold our breath that long.

xxKStyle101xx: YOU GUYS INTERRUPTED ME AGAIN.

Pisces: Sorry.

xxKStyle101xx: But Im allowing you to breathe under water for 30 minutes. If you dont get out by that time then...well you know.

Pisces: Thats not tooooo hard.

xxKStyle101xx: Oh and did I mention there are sharks under there.

Scorpio: UM. NOOOOO.

xxKStyle101xx: Oh well there is. K bye. *using magic to get the cage in the water*

Scorpio: F************ YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

**********Air Signs***********

Gemini: So are stunt is to live through a tornado!!!

Aquarius: THATS INSANE.

xxKStyle101xx: Hey this is the easiest stunt. I think...

Aquarius: Sure it is.

Gemini: Do you know how mant people die in tornado attacks.

xxKStyle101xx: Well if you guys werent Air Signs you wouldnt have to go through this.

Libra: BISH, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US.

xxKSTyle101xx: Actually....no....

Libra: Really. I dont see how.

xxKStyle101xx: DARN YOU HOLIDAYS. ITS MAKING ME SOFT. GET IN THAT TORNADO BEFORE I TURN NICE!!!!

*********Fire Signs************

Fire Signs: Were gonna die.

xxKStyle101xx: Hey you guys should be happy. i was gonna throw you guys in a volcano and see if Fire signs are really immune to fire.

Leo: THROWING US IN LAVA WOULDNT BE A STUNT. THATS KILLING!!!

xxKStyle101xx: Hey I said I changed my my. Now all you have to do is make it out of this heat maze without passing out. The longer you stay the hotter it gets until eventually everything will burn down.

Aries: Where are the Earth signs when you need them.

Sagittarius: Yeah there good at mazes.

xxKStyle101xx: Well the Earth signs are trying to solve the most hardest situation they've every had.

Fire Signs: Well geez Im glad Im not them.

xxKStyle101xx: But you guys have a "difficult" puzzle too so meh. NOW GET TO IT!!

**********Earth Sign***********

Taurus: 🎶Were gonna die. Were gonna die. We are gonna dieeeee🎶.

Virgo: Wow Taurus I love your enthusiasm.

Capricorn: Yes your soo optimistic.

Taurus: Thank you I try.

Virgo: *rolls eyes* Now hmm how do we get out of here. Cap how much time do you think we have.

Capricorn: about fifteen minutes.

Taurus: 🎶WERE GONNA DIE!!! WERE GONNA DIE!!!! WE ARE GONNA--

Capricorn&Virgo: SHUT UP!!!!!

Taurus: Wait a sec, I have an idea.

Virgo: What?!?!?!

Taurus bends to the top of the rope and unties her feet. (A/N I hope that made sense)

Capricorn: Brilliant.

Virgo and Capricorn mimick what Taurus just did.

Virgo: Now how do we...um well...get back to the ground.

Taurus: We can swing across and hope we get lucky?

Capricorn: Dang it. I hate situations that involve luck. Theres no way around it.

The three swing across.

Taurus. . . . . . . .Makes it.

Capricorn. . . . . . . . .Makes it.

Virgo. . . . . . Got stuck.

Virgo: SAVE ME YOU GUYS.

Taurus: Dang it, Virgo.

Capricorn: Really. Why is this the one time you mess up. Taurus go see if you can find a long branch or something.

Virgo: NONONONONO there are so many things I still need to do. My dreams they are all gone. Crushed. I'll never go to college now.

Capricorn: Um Virgo.

Virgo: I havent even graduated high school. I cant die now.

Taurus: Virgo.

Virgo: What about having a kids and a family....PFFT FORGET THAT. I wanted to become rich, become a lawyer, a judge, the president, a-

Capricorn&Taurus: VIRGO!!!

Virgo: WHAT!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IM PANICING---oh.

Capricorn: Yeah, grab on.

Virgo grabs on to the long branch. Cap and Taurus pull her out.

Virgo: YAY I LIVED.

xxKStyle101xx: *claps slowly* So you survived. Although you werent going to die in the first place.

Earth Signs: SUUURRRREEE

xxKStyle101xx: Well anyways since you're done you want to come with me and watch how the other zodiacs are doing.

Taurus: Wait? YOUR GIVING US THAT PRIVILEGE!?!?!?

xxKStyle101xx: Yeah why not...'Wtf is happening to me'.

********Water Signs***********

Cancer: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WE ONLY HAVE LIKE 10 MINUTES.

Pisecs: I always wanted to breath under water. BUT NOT WHILE IM CLOSE TO DYING!!!!!!!

Scorpio: CRAP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO! Ahhh I feel so weak and insignificant. AARRGGH!!

Pisces: Omg even Scorpio is freaking out.

Cancer: If you only we had some sort of knife or something to cut the bars. Scorpio?

Scorpio: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. *falls to knees* I HATE THIS FEELING!!!!!
*Panicing*

Cancer: Yikes. Well I cant blame her. WERE GONNA DIE!!!

Pisces: You said we need a knife right.

Cancer: Yes??

Pisces: Ooo. I have one. *takes knife out for pocket.

Scorpio&Cancer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING CARRYING A KNIFE AROUND PISCES. THIS ISNT LIKE YOU.

Pisces: oh I always have one just in case. You know you have to always be prepared.

Cancer: You sound like Virgo.

Scorpio: BISH. WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THAT OUT EARLIER!!

Pisces: I forgot I had it.......

Cancer takes knife from Pisces and cuts bars.

Scorpio: IM FREEEEEEEE!!!! *swims off*

Cancer: wait what about the sharks.

A shark comes up to Scorpio.

Scorpio punches shark nose.

Scorpio: IM NOT LETTING ANYTHING COME BETWEEN ME AND MY FREEDOM!!!

Pisces: Who knew Scorpio could freak out like that???

Cancer: She was more scared than I was.

The three of them make it to land. And were xxKStyle101xx, Taurus, Capricorn, and Virgo are sitting there waiting for them.

Pisces: YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY DONE WITH THE STUNT.

Virgo: Yeah. I almost died tho but no biggy.

Taurus: Sure. -_-

Scorpio: Well we finished in a calm, orderly way. It wasnt even that bad.

Capricorn: Oh really.

Taurus: Yeah right. *attempts to imitate Scorpio* IM FREEEEEEEEE.

Capricorn: *plays along with Taurus* AAAAHHH I. DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!

Scorpio: TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS AND I'LL RIP OUT ALL YOUR INTESTINES AND FEED THEM TO MY CAT. THEN I'LL THROW YOUR LEFT OVER DEAD BODIES INTO THE ABANDONED LAKE OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capricorn&Taurus stop.

xxKStyle1010xx: Well theres only two more groups left. Lets go watch them SUFFER. Hey im going back to normal.

***********Air Signs***********

Libra: I CANT BELIEVE xxKStyle101xx ACTUALLY MADE US DO THIS.

Aquarius: WEEEEE IM FLYING.

Libra : You're actually having fun in this.

Aquarius: hey when Im at death's door I try to looking on the bright side.

A flying chair hits Aquarius.

Aquarius: Bight side is gone.

Gemini is sitting on a couch thats going around in circles with the tornado, while reading a book.

Aquarius: Dude where did you get that book from?

Gemini: oh it was just floating around. And this couch is pretty soft to.

Libra: You are way to calm right now.

Gemini: Meh. I already faced death so Im not to worried.

Libra: Well I am. How do we get out of here.

Aquarius: HEY LOOK GUYS I FOUND A ROPE!!

Libra: AND THAT HELPS US HOW EXACTLY?!?!

Aquarius: Idk. BUT IT HAS FIVE DIFFERENT COLORS!!

Libra: *Face Palms*

Gemini: *puts book down* oh gosh I didnt want to do anything but I guess I have ti be the smart one here. Give me that rope.

Aquarius gives Gemini the rope.

Gemini lassos rope on to something out side the tornado. (A/N surprisingly and probably inpossible but whatever.)

All the air signs grab on to rope and pull them self out of tornad.

(A/N the whole air sign part made no sense Im sorry).

xxKStyle101xx: oh.....your done.

Air Signs: Such enthusiasm.

xxKStyle101xx: But you guys were so calm and boring. Even the Earth signs freaked out more then you. Hel Scorpio--

Dark aura coming from Scorpio

xxKStyle101xx: Actaully never mind about Scorpio.

Aquarius: Well thats because Air signs go with the flow. 😎

Taurus: Wouldnt that be a water sign thing.

Aquarius: You just love to ruin everything dont tcha.

xxKStyle101xx: YESSS ONLY ONE GROUP TO GO.

********Fire Signs************

Aries: DEAD END!!!!

Aries: DEAD END!!!!!

Aries: DEAD END!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGHHH IM GONNA LOSE IT.

Leo: This heat is driving her nuts.

Sagittarius: I dont think the heat has anything to do with it.

Aries: WHAT DID YOU SAY ARROW BOY!!!!!!!!!

Sagittarius: OH MY GOSH WOMAN CALM DOWN.

Ariez: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!

Leo: With you two arguing that makes me the civilized one in the group.

Sagittarius&Aries: SHUT UP LEO!!!!!!

Leo: Your so mean. ;u;

Aries: I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. *punches wall*

The wall falls down, which caused the other ones to become unstable. Eventually all the walls knocks over.

Sagittarius and Leo looked terrified.

Sagittarius: Dude she knock down a wall.

Leo: She knocked down all the walls.

Sagittarius: Im officially scared now.

Aries has a psychotic grin on her face.

Aries: Heheheh the exit. I see the exit. FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!
*runs out at full speed*

Sagittarius: Im still scared. 😱

Leo: Nah she couldnt have possiblely knocked down all those ways in one hit.....

Sagittarius: BUT SHE DID MAN.

Leo: Wait a sec. *takes a closer look a wall*. THIS IS CARDBOARD.

Sagittarius: YOU MEAN WE COULD HAVE BEEN OUT A LONG TIME AGO. DAMNIT.

They all exit.

xxKStyle101xx: You all made it back not injuried. Im surpised.

Gemini: I cant believe the fire signs didnt know the walls were made out of card board.

Taurus: I still can believe that Scorpio. . .nothing.

Aries: I WANT PAYBACK!!!!!!!

Taurus: Ooooooo. Revenge.

Gemini: I know how to get payback. YO READERS xxKSTyle101xx's name is--

xxKStyle101xx: SHUT UP YOU SON OF A BISCUIT!!!!!

Gemini: its-

xxKStyle101xx: -END CHAPTER!!

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(A/N) Yeha this was boring I know. Im sorry.

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