SOUL * HOSHI

By Caruqa

488 3 2

A parody of many anime series! Love subtly funny, idiot humor? Read this twist on some of my favorite seri... More

Soul * Star
Sosuke Stein
Ragnoirock!
Seiken
Persistentence
Experiment
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas!!! part 2
♪Daily Life♪
Trial
Trail 2!
Profiles!
Bodyguard!?
Reunion
Breakdown
Brew Tempest
Internal Investigation
Decision
Trade?
Ronaro!!!
Infiltration
New beginnings!!!
Record2
I'm gonna be an Angel!!!♡
Mad Blood
There is Someone to Admire
Just a Simple Story About Killing People
The Battle On The Moon 1!!!!
Battle On The Moon 2!????
Battle On The Moon 3! :)
Battle On The Moon 4☆
Battle On The Moon 5 ♪
Battle On The Moon 6▼!!!
Battle Of The Moon 7♡
Battle On The Moon 8 D:
DarkSide Of The Moon
DarkSide Of The Moon 2
DarkSide Of The Moon3 D:
DarkSide Of The Moon 4 ;|
A Healthy Soul And A Healthy Mind Dwells In A Heathy Body
A Warrior From Space!?
Enemy In Common :D
A Unexpected Strength
Makanhellsappo!
Warrior In Hell
Deeds Of The Moon Magic
Master And Students
Armageddon
Warrior Down!
Hope Runs Out! :C
Yui's Return! :)
The Quiet Wrath Of Yui
Innocent VS. Maniac!
Power Of A Djinn!
Star Dama?
The Hopes Of The Planet Last Heartbeat
The Bittersweet End
Lift Off... ~;
Profiles!!! :)
Vassago's Return!
Immortal Rampage!
Yui's Return!!! Again...
Genie's Fear!
Mira Snaps!!!? :)
Genocide!???
Grand Genie
Vassago vs Rin
Vassago's So Awesome!
Vassago murder's Rin san
Premenstrual WAR!!!
Mother Fuckin' Power Rangers!?
5 Deadly... ???
Vassago's Rampage!?
Haru Victorious!!!? =(... or... not
Yui's Rampage!!!
Surprise... :I
OMG Nooooooooo!
Fusagi VS Milky!!!?
The Final Switch :O
Girl Down
Haruka!
The Transformation
The 4th Warrior
Kyubi Vs Haru!
Haru's 3rd Form!
Vassago Or Haru!?
The Ultimate Battle Begins!
The Great Star Dama!!!
The Last Chance
Record 3
2 Warriors 1 Finish
Princess's Climax :O
The End!!? D:
Yui Returns?
Silver Fox: Foxy!!!
Captain Yui
Foxy Games!
Foxy Games2
Foxy Games! 3!!!
End Of The Game... then reset...
Ultimate Attack Force!
Puffing Tom
Adventure In The City Of Water :D
Mr Iceberg!
The Kami kidnapping Incident D:
It's Decided!
Yui Chan VS Zolo Sama!!!
Yui VS Franky!!!? Oh shit!!!!
Coup De Vent!!!!!
Rumors! :O
Devil! WTH?!!
Cipher Pol 9
Profiles :O
Oh Shit!!!
Rokushiki!!! WTF?!
Murderous Beatdown!!!!
Fairy???
Future Past!!!?
Don't Fall... Miss The Chance ect!!!!!!!!
Ebbing Tide!!!
Kokoro ROCKET MAN!!!!!!
Sortie!!!
Sea Train Battle Game!!!
Not Alone.
Ultimate Power!!!
Superhuman Struggle!!!
I Got It!!!
Damage Report
ROCKETMAN'S Arrival!!!!!!!!
Yui VS Kaoru
Response
"Killer's" Proclamation Of War
Leap Without A Net
Soldiers VS Meanies
Franky VS Honi
Touka VS Tamaki
Mira VS Haruhi
Seirro VS Kiyoya
Zolo!!!? VS Tatsumi
Yui VS Mori!!!!!!
Fusagi VS Mifilis
Record 4
!
Knock On Heaven's Gate!!!
Daydream
Alchemist VS Alchemist!!!
Turnabout Transmutation
Bite!!!!
Reunion
Lin R2
Profiles ;[
Box
Soldiers Come Marching Home
Combined Strength
Beyond The Flames
The 5th Human Sacrifice
Before The Gatel!!!
Center Of The World
Final Transmutation
Record 5
Titanic
Colossal Assholes
The Fuck?!!
OMG! WTH!!!?
Fight! Fight! Fight!!!
Author Note
Author Note2
🌟The End🌟

Princess

2 0 0
By Caruqa

YUI GLARES AT HARU AS A PINK LIGHT GLOWS OFF HER TALLER, MORE POWERUL BODY!!! "What kinda change is that? What're you gay too?" Haru asks, Yui yells "Hurry get Kyubi to the lamp!!! He's the ONLY person who can use white magic! If he dies before we get back, I don't think I have to tell you what that means!!! Don't worry about me, I'll be on earth after I eviscerate Haru!". Mira picks up Kyubi, then flies away... "Thanks... Yui... I'll be waiting for you, come back home safe and sound... ", Haru sighs "I said no 1 is leaving this world with thier buttcracks!". Yui suddenly appears in front of him!!! She breaks his hand "I'm going to pull out your tendons and ventricles, 1 by 1. Then you'll be the crap, you are when you go to hell."! Haru tries to snatch away, Yui glares at him "You've killed countless of innocent people, e... even Fusagi.", she lets go! Haru jumps back, and starts healing his hand... "How did you get that kind of power... Oh fuck...". Mira thought out loud "I understand why she was so angry... what Vassago said was true... Yui... you actually become... Super!", meanwhile Yui screams in rage "I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU, WITH YOUR INTESTINES!!!". She punches Haru,  breaking his neck!!! Then double fists him through a island before he ragdolls away!!! Haru flies out of the raining rocks, still healing his body... He glares "You act so high and mighty, you trying fuck me up too, humans have killed many other lifeforms, including their own selves". Yui glares "I'll kill them too, I'm not what you think I am...", he replied annoyed "I wanted to be responsible for that... I could never stomach straights, gays... anyone to tell you the truth...". She answers "You'll be joining everyone you hate...", Haru glared "Me the mighty Haruka sama?! I think you pushed your luck far enough. There's no way you can molest me... Even if you are a Super...", Yui leers. Haru suddenly starts firing spells at the princess, the smoke clears, revealing Yui untouched by the attacks!!!  She held her hand towards Haru, he ragdolls away violently (?)!!! The princess leers... then suddenly elbows him!!!! Haru stops his violent spin, to see Yui uppercut his head!!! She then breaks his spine as he flips over, he tries to fight back! But she easily stops his attack!!! He flies back from the princess, then fires a death beam!!!! Yui easily shifts to her right, "You... you dodged!!!? The shit?." Haru says as he fires thousands of beams!!! She easily dodges them all! Haru glared "D... dammit! If I could land a single hit...", Yui leers "Go ahead♪♪". Haru smiles from rage??! "YOU MOCK ME? YOU'LL REGRET THOSE WORDS!" he fires into her face!!!!  Yui lifts her head back up "You can't destroy me... can you?". Haru finally freaks "What... a... are... y... ou?!!", "I  am, I am the beginning and the end, the terror that flaps in the dark of the night, the fastest thing alive, not a bird, not a plane, the alpha and omega, the reason that I live, in this captivity so faithfully. I am..."!!!  He fires another beam "DON'T SAY IT!!!", she leers "Princess Yui". Haru trembles, then leered... "Sure enough... Now I see why Vassago never became 1, you were different before this... DAMMIT",  he then thought "I refuse to let this nightmare such as this stop my everlasting orgy!!!". Yui glares "It's over Haruka", meanwhile Mira finds Yui's lamp! "Yes! there it is!!!" she lies Kyubi down and uses Soul Star "I can only help with a little of my energy... I still need to find Touka, then we'll leave...". Meanwhile Yui prepares a Soulmeha "If I'm to be killed by the likes of you, I'd rather die from goreahh!" Haru said... Yui glares "You're not dead yet... but if you want...", he then says "You won't be able to kill me!!! because you'll die! I can survive space! Can you do that, you're still just human!!!". He suddenly throws a spell in genie world!!! "This world is finished!" Haru says irritated!!! Meanwhile Kaio freaks out, all the soldiers look tensed up as Seirro asks "What happened?". Kaio explains "Karis Ai, Yui... Has done well... Her new strength proved too much for even Haru, murdering him was only a matter of time. But when Haru started acting like I punk, he decided to obliterate genie world... They're dead... nobody can survive, except Haru...", he then hears Stein "Hello... Kaio sama? It is the professor of the soldiers you're having over...". The kaio answers "Yes...?", "I had my (pregnant) wife prepare to use lamps we created as we speak... we're resonating with Kyubi now. With his knowledge and our invention, we could bring everyone back... I just ne...", Kaio interrupts "WAIT A MINUTE!!!  YOU'RE RESONATING NOW!!!?". Stein answers "Yes, it's really hard, since we're worlds away. But my amplifying lamps makes it easier... even though it still puts a huge strain on us...", the Kaio then asks "That means Kyubi's still alive!!? They're all still alive?!!". Stein wonders "Are you smoking something too?", as Kaio yells "GENIE WORLDS STILL HERE!! THOSE IDIOTS ARE STILL ALIVE!!!". Meanwhile Yui and Haru fly over the giant hole in the world!!! Haru glares "Fucking shit... I held back too much...",  Yui glares "You're too much of a pissant to destroy the world with you inside it, as a result I'm going to flay you.". Haru glares "You think you've escaped? You have no idea what's going on, do you? While the planet may not have instantaneously exploded, the core's disintegrated utterly!!! Do you have any idea what that entails? In 5 minutes, genie world will violently explode, leaving only me and cosmic dust...", Yui leers "5 minutes is more than enough time to bleed out your body.". Haru glares "How deluded, I'm the only 1  getting out of here alive: From this point on, I'm fighting at 100% full power! You'll be climaxed, there's no way you can defeat me!!!, the princess leered "Why did you wait so long to go full power?  I think it's beacause it puts too much stress on your body". She suddenly screamed "I WONT ALLOW YOU TO STALL FOR ANYMORE TIME!!! IT'S OVER HOMO!!! WE'RE ENDING THIS NOW!!!", Haru screams "PLEASE!!! I'll give you anything I have in my fridge!". Yui glares as she waits!!!!? "Good, there's still human left in her... dumbass..." Haru thought...

To Be Continued :O

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