Hello peoples and persons, it's your friendly neighborhood Briar here with a message sponsored by ©Germ Spray® "We make them sick, so you don't have to!"
Sadly, the most intellectually advanced, most talented, most amazing, super-human known as Briar, is sick.
Very much sick.
So sick that she doesn't know if she'll be on much today, so she wrote this to warn all of you.
That is all.
~Briar