(Sent on May 10th, Friday, 8:32 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
(flips the finger)
Fleur
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(Sent on May 11th, Saturday, 11.38 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Now that’s a first.
Your first online flip-the-finger has been officially taken by me.
Told you I’d take one of your firsts.
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 11th, Saturday, 1:45 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
If first means one hundred and eighty-ninth time, sure, you took my first flip-the-finger.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 11th, Saturday, 3.58 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
So what did you buy at the mall today?
Jeremy
P.S. Ouch. You hurt my reproducing chances.