(Ten years later)
After the gay marriage law was passed, Harry and Ryder realized their feelings for each other, broke up with Mary-Sue and got married. Harry died at the age of 73, and Ryder lived the rest of his life alone. He died at the age of 842 after stepping in front of a shooting range.
After being dumped by her lovers, Mary-Sue cried and ran into a forest, before being murdered through a cow stampede. She was then eaten by kangaroos. Her bones were found two years later. No one came to her funeral.
Brittany married Jngelina. They adopted three children, one of which had a hobby for shooting. She accidentally shot Ryder in the stomach when he unknowingly stepped in front of her target.
The Starbucks Guy became a famous stripper. He had fun.
The End.