u sat on ur ugly pink couch in ur own home, waiting for something interesting to happen
maybe he would come visit u???
nah it was like 3 AM
maybe
u could go see him!!
no
u would pose as desperate
wait!!!! u knew what 2 do!!!
U could make him lasagna !!!!
no- yes- no b/c he would pay more attention to it than you, yes because he would like you for it!!!!
desicisons decisions
u decided that u were just gonan march over there in the morning and DECLARE that U loved him more than he loves lasagnasvavs
then u would go into his bedroom together and
u got up right away
'"tis the season "
U said as you made ur wAY out the door and overt to gardfelds houser
You riggity rang on the hottie's doorbell
A man opened the door "what do u want it's like three in the morning at night go away" he said and scratched his corneas
then he looked down at u
"no I'm not stopping animal cruelty sorry" he said and closed the doorf in ur face !!
u huffed and puffed and blowed his house down
jk u just snuck in the window
"garfeefel" u whispered harshly "GARFELDLF" u whispered HARSHER
"ugh what" he said and u immediately knew it was him bc of his sexy voice
u scratched ur throat "hey" you said
"hi" he said half asleep
u blushed.
and then u scooted over next to him and buried ur face in his fat rolls
He was already asleep when you said goodnight