taffy | ✓

By vreetie

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"hello?" "hi. is this the person who owns the dog called.. uh, taffy?" "yes! have you found him?" "yep. he's... More

t a f f y - i n t r o d u c t i o n
a l o s t d o g
1 | "who the hell names their dog taffy?"
2 | "i am chill and definitely not iggy azalea"
4 | "i walked right into that one, didn't i?"
5 | "no, that's not an invitation to steal the dog"
6 | "does that satisfy you, my robot friend?"
7 | "IT'S SOMEONE CALLED 'LASAGNA BOY'"
8 | "i'm calling you adorable azzy."
9 | "you looked beautiful."
10 | "you're supposed to say 'you're welcome.'"
11 | "why does he have a heart after my name?"
12 | "god frooking poop on a poop frook."
13 | "i'll still be your friend, no matter what."
14 | "christmas cookie frappe"
15 | "it was all his fault."
16 | "cute speeches like that wouldn't hurt"
17 | "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT OUR POPCORN CUPS ARE SMALL"
18 | "whatever quinn, i was trying to be nice."
19 | "AND HE SAID HE TOOK CARE OF TAFFY"
20 | "I'M ACCUSING YOU OF LYING AND YOU CRITIQUE MY ENGLISH?"
21 | "do you like roman?"
22 | "SHE'S NOT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE"
23 | "maybe hello can be our always"
24 | "ROMAN WANTS TO ASK IF YOU'LL GO OUT-"
25 | "you mentioned that there was a reward?"
i.) extra | "same as i was thirty seconds ago when we spoke."
extra ii | "a collection of conversations between roman and azzy"
extra iii | "the end"

3 | "i'm not from rome"

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By vreetie

n o v e m b e r 1 2 - 2:31 a.m

"Azalea" |◁►| "Roman"

incoming call: azzy

"it's two-freaking-thirty in the morning, azzy!"

"what, it is? oh shoot, sorry i was reading and i didn't notice the time."

"what is it?"

"well, i kinda realised i didn't know your name so..."

"i was sleeping, azzy! couldn't it wait till morning?"

"you don't sound like you were asleep and i'm just gonna ignore that hideous nickname you gave me."

"nah, i wasn't asleep. and you're only ignoring it 'cause you like it."

"i only called to ask you what your name was. don't push it, smarty pants."

"oh, so i can't call you anything but you get to call me smarty pants? that's so unfair!"

"i said don't push it."

"fine. i'm roman."

"no, i asked for your name."

"yes, i know. i'm roman.

"..."

"my name is roman."

"oooh."

"mhm."

"so the person who insults the name taffy is named after a city in italy!?"

"yes, and just to be clear: i'm not actually roman- like, i'm not from rome."

"ah of course. that was the only question i had in my head."

"can you hear me sigh?"

*beep beep*

●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬●

"go to sleep, smarty pants."

"stop smiling, azzy!"

●▬▬▬▬▬๑۩۩๑▬▬▬▬▬●


hope you liked this chapter! next update will probably be of fear, but idk???

~vree ♥

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