YOU SON OF A B....iiscuit!
Oh Hey MOM!!
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OMG this happens to me so much like a few week back I was sat with a bunch of mates in the school cafeteria at lunch and one of them said something that annoyed me so I automatically went "YOU SON OF A B-" then one of the teachers that sat across from us on a table looked at me all funny so I went "YOU SON OF A B-....ASKET!" and then she went "I HEARD THAT!" and I was like "What you heard me say biscuit?" then she went "Don't you play games with me!" so I just went "What are you on about I'm not playing games I did say biscuit!" then she just sent me a death glare and walked off whilst I and the bunch just sat there crying with laughter .