Trivial Statements
ChimChim: Guys guess what!
Black Sugar changed the group chat name to "Go Away .-."
Black Sugar: wat do u want child
Black Sugar: im sleeping
RPM: What is it?
RPM: And use proper grammar hyung.
Black Sugar: shut up ucant tell me whattodo
RPM: Oh my god—I want to be transferred to another group.
VVVictory: nO DON'T LEVE US WE NEED U
Jeongukk: I need u gurl
ChimChim: Guys....
RPM: NO I AM SERIOUS I WILL LEAVE U ALL
Black Sugar: YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE U DIDN'T EVEN USE PROPER GRAMMER
RPM: U KNOW WHAT SCREW ALL OF YOU
RPM: I BET U HAD TO USE AUTO CORRECT TO SPELL THE WORD HYPOCRITE
VVVictory: ...
Jeongukk: ....
ChimChim: ...
Black Sugar: ...
Black Sugar: leave
Black Sugar: lEAVE RIGHT NOW MY FEELINGS R HURT
Golden Horse: hey guyz whats up
Golden Horse: ....
Golden Horse: just checked the texts
Golden Horse: should i go
VVVictory: um
Jeongukk: What did you need to tell us Jiminie-hyung?
ChimChim: Oh yea! :)
ChimChim: Some dude asked for lessons! He's willing to pay 500 dollars tops for only one dance lesson!
Golden Horse: how come he didn't ask me
Golden Horse: I'm reliable
Golden Horse changed his name to "Sad Hobi"
Sad Hobi: I'm disgusted
Sad Hobi: Who is this vile creature
Mom: me
Mom: it waS ME DAMNIT
RPM: and u said I was bad at dancing....
Black Sugar: I thought u left
Black Sugar: im disowning u
Black Sugar kicked RPM out of the group chat.
Mom: Oh don't be so harsh Yoongi.
Black Sugar: he deserved it
ChimChim brought back RPM to group chat.
Black Sugar: How could UU
ChimChim: He threatened to tell everyone that I slept with a nightlight on.
Black Sugar: ...
VVVictory: ...
Jeongukk: ....
Sad Hobi: ...
Mom: ...
RPM: hahAHA BOI
ChimChim: I'm leaving this group for good.
ChimChim left the group chat.
Mom: I'll talk to h-
Black Sugar: No I'll go
Jeongukk: I'll go.
Sad Hobi: I'll go
RPM: wow as much as u want to go its obvious I should g-
Mom: .... Okay shut up all of u
Mom: First of all, Hobi change your name. Yoongi apologize to Namjoon. Namjoon apologize to Jimin. Kookie and Tae.... Go... clean your rooms or something.
Sad Hobi changed his name to J-Dope
J-Dope: HahAH
Black Sugar: omg no might as well call u j-slope
J-Dope changed his name to j-slope, j-dope, j-isotope, j-nope, j-pope.
Jeongukk: Hyung, change it. This is horrible.
j-slope, j-dope, j-isotope, j-nope, j-pope: I hate u all but ok
j-slope, j-dope, j isotope, j-nope, j-pope changed his name to Golden Horse
(omfg took too long to write all that ;-;)
Golden Horse: r u happy now
Black Sugar: very
Black Sugar: namjoon im sry
Mom: finally
Mom: took so long
RPM: okay said sry to jimin bai ppl gtg ttyl
VVVictory: omg hyung stop
Jungkook: okay shut up mom yelled at us to clean the room.
Mom: how do I put up with all of u
ChimChim: mom u don't u were assigned to us we didn't chose to be here yak no
Mom: ah I remember now
And the very next day (waddle waddle)
Bleaching Your Tongue is Bad
Black Sugar: Guys
Black Sugar: gUYS
RPM: What?
RPM: What do you want so badly that you had to wake us up at 4:00 in the morning?
Black Sugar: im broken hearted
RPM: ._. How so Hyung?
Black Sugar: Kumamon.
RPM: What.
Black Sugar: he didn't except my friend request on facebook
RPM: Who uses facebook anymore?
Black Sugar: Um ME I DO
RPM: and?
Black Sugar: I am valuable you know
RPM: k
RPM: gotta zayn
Black Sugar: what does that mean
RPM: go away
Black Sugar: ill go search it up
12:00 pm:
ChimChim: im sorry mom
VVVictory: me too
Jeongukk changed his name to JK ;;)
JK: um ya me 2
Mom: what did u do
RPM changed his name to Dad
Dad: yea wat
Mom: copycat
Dad: whatever
ChimChim: I ate the cookies under the mat
VVVictory: me 2
JK: I dared them too
Mom: ew
Mom: u all disgust me
Dad: that is prtty gross
Black Sugar: hey guyz im back
Black Sugar: okay
Black Sugar: u kids r gross
ChimChim: it was a dare hyung!
Black Sugar: oh not u chimchim im talkin bout the other kiddies
ChimChim: okay..
VVVictory changed his name too imspecialtoo
Imspecialtoo: ok
Imspecialtoo: im rite here
JK: me too
Mom: ur all grounded
Dad: go to ur rooms and scrape the muck off of ur tongues
Dad: with a toothbrush
Dad: or bleach
Dad: or whater just don't dye ur tongues its not a very good experience
Imspecialtoo changed his name to VVVictory
Mom: what
Mom: u bleached ur tongue?
Black Sugar: away from that topic, where is the horse
Golden Horse: I was here the entire time.
Golden Horse: just didn't want to say anything
Golden Horse: cuz u guys suck
ChimChim: sure ok
ChimChim: this group has various awards
ChimChim: that we won
ChimChim: together
JK: fOREVERRRR
ChimChim: oml rlly kookie its NOT the time
JK: but u promised that we woul duet that sng
JK: L
VVVictory: Ill duet with u
VVIctory: hahahahha getit
VVVictory: cuz like duet is like "do it"...
Golden Horse: do u see my point jimin
ChimChim:
ChimChim: I do
ChimChim: I see it.
A few cppl days l8er b/c i'm stuffing everything in a single chapter
Jimin's Dilemma
ChimChim: I'm in love guys
JK: wITH WHO HYUNG!?!
VVVictory: ye jiminnie?
Black Sugar is typing...
Black Sugar is not typing.
Dad: wth
Mom: ur too young my favorite child
JK: i hate this family
Golden Horse: whith who chim?
Black Sugar: grammar check fr tho
Golden Horse: with* u happy now?
Black Sugar: ye
Golden Horse: i hope u die early grandpa ._.
Black Sugar:
Black Sugar: i hope u rot in hell u spawn of satan--i will disown u and u will become and orphan and u will never be in our group activities b/c I'm too cool for u and I'm not a grandpa i am like a few years older than u which makes you respectable towards me u demon
Dad: thats the most i have ever seen him text within a span of two seconds.
Mom: this is physically impossible
VVVictory: nothing is impossible when sugar is here
JK: anyways who r u in love with hyung?
ChimChim: It's complicated.
JK: :O
JK: ur using grammar who is it
ChimChim: Urm.
ChimChim:
ChimChim:
ChimChim:
ChimChim:
ChimChim: YOHUNgi HYRUNg
VVVictory: what the fuk
Golden Horse: what
Mom: I'm leaving
Dad: ???
JK: 8.8
Black Sugar: bak
ChimChim: !!!!
ChimChim: Yoongi HyunG!!!
Black Sugar: well it obviously was gonna be me rite>???
Black Sugar: rite?
ChimChim left the chat
JK: it was me
JK: i know it
VVVictory: u don't know that
VVVictory: it could be
Golden Horse:
anywayonee