Funny How It Works

By pumpkinofmyeye

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Park Jimin had never met anyone as obnoxious and jerk as one Min Yoongi. Yes, Jimin might just be a simple w... More

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"Whoa, my Jiminie is so cute!" Jin gushed at Jimin, pinching his cheeks.

"More like handsome, actually," Jungkook commented, looking at him from head to toe.

"Jimin-hyung, we must take a picture!" Jihyun squealed.

Jimin sighed, looking at himself in the mirror.

Okay, so maybe he did look so good in this suit, but it didn't mean that his family should gush at him as if he had just spoken his first word. But well, Jin-umma would always be like this.

Jungkook set the timer for their cam as they all huddled together, with Jimin at the center. It was quite cute, both Jin and Jimin were wearing suits while Jihyun and Jungkook were wearing school uniform.

"Hyung, I'll be going to Seonchul tomorrow afternoon," Jungkook informed Jimin after they took pictures.

Jimin blinked. "Sure, but tell that to Jin. I'm not the secretary of the CEO here."

As Jimin was speaking, he noticed Jihyun chuckling right beside him. Jimin looked at him with a scowl.

"Why are you chuckling, young child?"

"I just remembered Yoongi-hyung is all. You know what hyung, I do have faith on your good looks and nice built but I never really imagined that you'll be able to fish a boyfriend as handsome and rich as Yoongi-hyung," Jihyun said, chuckling even more.

Jimin felt his cheeks heat up. Seriously, what's wrong with these kids nowadays?

"I-I'm not his boyfriend!" Jimin exclaimed.

"But you're about to be," Jihyun teased even more.

"Aish! You little-! Who the heck raised you?!"

Jin raised one threatening eyebrow. "Me, why?"

Jimin sighed. He was defeated.

Jihyun just chuckled even more. "But really hyung, I so so ship you two. I'm gonna make a scrapbook out of you and Yoongi-hyung!"

That's it. Hands down. His brother was now officially insane.

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Jimin smiled brightly at the security guard.

He had raised a questioning eyebrow at Jimin upon seeing his ID that indicated he now worked at Seonchul, but nonetheless, he let Jimin in without a word.

It was a bit uncomfortable, wearing such a formal attire. But he would survive anyway.

As Jimin arrived in front of the building's elevator, he realized something. He did not know where Yoongi's office was.

Groaning loudly, he looked for someone that he could ask. The reception desk was way too far and it would already take so much time. He wanted to be early on his first day on the job.

He was about to call his Jin-hyung when someone tapped his shoulder. Jimin turned, hoping it would be Yoongi, Namjoon, or his hyung. It was Hoseok.

"Hoseok!" Jimin greeted in relief.

"Hahaha, hello again. Whoa, you work here? But the last time I saw you..."

"Long story. Can I ask for help? It seems like I always end up asking you for directions," Jimin said, flashing a hopeful smile.

"Sure. Where are you supposed to go?"

"Umm...where is Min Yoongi's office? The...uh..."

It was then that Jimin realized he actually had no idea what was Yoongi's position in the company.

He had no idea about anything at all.

Except that he was now his secretary.

"Min Yoongi? The Finance Department Head? His office is on the third floor. Wait-... Don't tell me..."

Jimin blinked.

"You're his new secretary?"

"Uh...yeah? H-how did you guess?"

Hoseok looked at him with a serious face. "The last one just resigned a week ago. Tsk, didn't even lasted a month."

This statement made Jimin curious."What do you mean by...the last one not even lasting for a week?"

Hoseok sighed and gazed at Jimin with much sympathy in his eyes. He wondered what's with that.

"Look kid," Hoseok started, "you seem to be a good person. From the looks of you, you're the type that cowers in lame horror movies and cries in cheesy sad novels. You're like...a...umm, you know, a marshmallow."

Okay so, should Jimin get insulted or something?

"You see, umm, sorry what's your name?"

"Jimin."

"Okay, Jimin. Min Yoongi is not exactly the boss that anyone dreams of. He kind of has a not-so-good name around here. Mr. Min is really smart and very good in his job, but he is also known for being cold and indifferent, especially to his secretaries."

Wow, well...

"Especially to his secretaries?" Jimin asked, a picture of Yoongi smirking flashing in his mind.

"According from what I heard, he easily gets irritated and is not afraid to show it. He had made one of his previous secretaries cry and have a emotional trauma, resulting with the company paying for the said secretary's sessions to a psychiatrist."

This made Jimin's eyebrows shot up.

"It's that bad?"

Hoseok nodded glumly. "Mr. Min can be a bit...scary at times. There was even a rumour that he had murdered a very annoying visitor, smirking while he stabbed the person's heart again and again using a sharp fountain pen."

Jimin was speechless, to say the least.

"You mean, I'm bound to a nightmare?" Jimin asked, not really liking how it sounded.

Hoseok seemed to contemplate his words. He looked at Jimin from head to toe, then smiled.

"You're cute though. Quite perfect for Yoongi, if you ask me," Hoseok said to him.

Jimin's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

He was about to fish more information from Hoseok when a voice interrupted him.

"Jimin."

Jimin froze.

It's him.

He watched as Hoseok's eyes widened, bowing at someone behind Jimin. He gave Jimin a smile that suggested 'good luck and take care of your life".

"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be reporting to my office, not chitchatting," Yoongi said coldly, turning Jimin to face him.

Jimin bowed quickly, face flushing in embarrassment of being caught talking. When he finally looked at Yoongi in the face, he saw nothing but coldness in his eyes.

Jimin flinched inwardly.

Yoongi grabbed him by the wrist, pulling him towards the elevator.

"W-wait!" Jimin said.

Yoongi halted and turned around, raising an eyebrow at him.

Jimin angled his body a bit, wrist still firmly held by Yoongi, so he could face Hoseok. He bowed at him.

"Thank you for all your help, hyung," Jimin said, flashing an eyesmile at Hoseok.

Hoseok gave an equally cheerful smile. "No problem. I'll have to go now, my other job is waiting."

And with that, Hoseok turned to leave.

It was then that Jimin remembered that Hoseok actually worked at a restaurant as well.

"What the fuck was that?" Yoongi said, catching Jimin's attention.

Jimin turned to him. "Umm...talking to Hoseok?"

"And what, you're like friends or something?" Yoongi asked with an irritated tone.

"What's with you? I only asked him for help in locating your office. And also, he was the one who helped me to find the office of Mr. Kim."

Yoongi dragged Jimin again towards the elevator, all the while grumbling under his breath, "You could just have asked the reception desk, pabo."

Upon seeing Yoongi, all the other people who were waiting for the elevator stepped back, kind of isolating them at the center. The chatters quieted down and nobody dared to look at them. Jimin would understand them though. For some reason, Yoongi was really mad. And it's very evident on his face.

Yoongi continued to glare at the doors of the elevator, and when it opened, he once again dragged Jimin.

Nobody else entered.

They arrived immediately on the floor of Yoongi's office, since it was only on the third floor. Jimin found it hard to keep up with Yoongi's angry pace.

Well whatever, he still managed, and that's what's important.

When they had finally entered Yoongi's office, Jimin decided that he must confront Yoongi. This was not a good first day in his new job and Jimin was having none of it.

"Hyung, I mean, Mr. Min, can I ask you something?" Jimin spoke up.

Yoongi stared at him coldly for a few seconds before answering, "What?"

"Why exactly are you mad? Is it because I'm almost late? Because I'm talking to Hoseok instead of going straight to your office? Or did you just have a bad day and-"

"I'm not mad," Yoongi said, cutting off Jimin.

Jimin raised a skeptical eyebrow.

Because really, who would buy this lie?

"You're not?"

"I'm not," he replied curtly.

Jimin did observe that the cold stare was slowly easing a bit. Maybe he's not that mad anymore, still mad though.

"Listen," Yoongi spoke, all businnes-like manner now, "The desk of the secretary is outside my office, but I'm too lazy to go out of my office to talk to you so you'll be staying here inside my office, at that desk right there in the corner."

Jimin turned to where Yoongi was pointing. There was a black desk and a small bookshelf. On the desk was a telephone and a few documents.

"Kim Heechul would give you a run through on the things around here. If you have any questions, ask me, not some other guys. Hear that?"

Jimin nodded, ignoring the subtle reference to Hoseok.

The younger boy looked around, amazed at how modern and neat Yoongi's office was.

There was something odd, though.

"Uh, hyung? I mean, Mr. Min?"

"Hmmm?"

"Why is there a bed in your office?"

"One thing you have to learn, Jimin. Sleeping is essential."

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P.S. ^^Picture above is Department Head Min Yoongi wearing his suit. XD

P.P.S. Teamwork makes the dream work <3

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