Wednesday, June 18
(Wed 1:02pm)
Espresso yourself.
(Wed 1:03pm)
Excuse me?
(Wed 1:04pm)
Expresso yourself will be our new codeword for when we are free to talk. You can choose a code for when we're busy if you want.
(Wed 1:04pm)
You were serious about that?
(Wed 1:04pm)
And coffee puns, really?
(Wed 1:05pm)
Deadly serious.
(Wed 1:06pm)
And I felt it quite appropriate considering how we met. Plus I can practically feel you rolling your eyes at the terrible punny-ness of it all lol.
(Wed 1:06pm)
Also you like espresso.
(Wed 1:07pm)
I do.
(Wed 1:07pm)
*sighs* I really do.
(Wed 1:11pm)
Okay then what about-
(Wed 1:11pm)
A latte of problems.
(Wed 1:12pm)
Haha that is terrible.
(Wed 1:12pm)
I like it.
(Wed 1:13pm)
The things I must do for the strangers over the phone.
(Wed 1:14pm)
Yes, yes I'm sure your pride and dignity are just hanging by a thread at the blow.
(Wed 1:14pm)
And I like to think of us as friends?
(Wed 1:14pm)
It's quite an unconventional friendship then is it not?
(Wed 1:15pm)
From what I gather we are rather unconventional people.
(Wed 1:15pm)
That we are.
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(Wed 1:32pm)
Tsuna did something good happen during the meeting? You've been smiling non-stop ever since.
(Wed 1:33pm)
Oh it's nothing Gokudera. It was just something I saw on the phone.
(Wed 1:34pm)
Was it R?
(Wed 1:34pm)
It was, wasn't it.
(Wed 1:36pm)
Tsuna.
(Wed 1:39pm)
You know I'll always support you no matter what.
(Wed 1:43pm)
Tsuna I'm not saying you should stop interacting with him altogether but he is a civilian.
(Wed 1:45pm)
I know.
(Wed 1:45pm)
I just.
(Wed 1:45pm)
It's nice.
(Wed 1:45pm)
He's nice.
(Wed 1:46pm)
I'm sure he is.
(Wed 1:46pm)
Just- try to remember. Ok? I would hate to kill the bastard that broke your heart lol.
(Wed 1:47pm)
My heart!?
(Wed 1:47pm)
I'm not!
(Wed 1:47pm)
I mean!
(Wed 1:47pm)
He might not even
(Wed 1:48pm)
Its not
(Wed 1:48pm)
euiziurhvnuifba
(Wed 1:49pm)
Hahaha sure, sure
(Wed 1:49pm)
You have a 3pm appointment with Byakuran today btw
(Wed 1:50pm)
Shit.
(Wed 1:50pm)
And I can't get out of it?
(Wed 1:50pm)
Afraid not.
(Wed 1:51pm)
*sighs* Fine. Get someone to buy some marshmallows then.
(Wed 1:51pm)
A lot of marshmallows.
(Wed 1:52pm)
Will do.
(Wed 1:53pm)
Please refrain from choking on them too ;P
(Wed 1:54pm)
It's times like these I miss those days when you were completely afraid of insulting me
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(Wed 2:21pm)
Espresso yourself.
(Wed 2:21pm)
My last client was a complete imbecilic moron with a lower IQ of a gnat
(Wed 2:21pm)
Well you've certainly caught my interest. Go on.
(Wed 2:23pm)
Are you busy? I don't want to ruin your time with my rather uncouth rant on the idiocy that is the general human populace.
(Wed 2:23pm)
Ever the gentleman aren't you? Do you see me using our code?
(Wed 2:26pm)
No but it is currently business hours and I assume that means that either you are indulging me, which while I appreciate is not necessary or you are on break or slacking off in your duties.
(Wed 2:27pm)
Not to mention I do not usually find myself in need to take out my frustrations on someone and it may be considered rather tedious for you.
(Wed 2:27pm)
I like to think our little talks as my break from work. I am indulging you I guess but I am also indulging myself as well.
(Wed 2:28pm)
Oh
(Wed 2:28pm)
Thank you then.
(Wed 2:29pm)
There's nothing to thank.
(Wed 2:29pm)
Now your client.
(Wed 2:30pm)
Reborn?
(Wed 2:30pm)
Oh yes right well
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(Wed 2:54pm)
Kora you're doing the creepy smile thing again. I thought you were in a bad mood an hour ago cuz of that last job you did.
(Wed 2:56pm)
Did you kill your client?
(Wed 2:57pm)
My god you did didn't you?
(Wed 2:57pm)
We all talked about this. We even had an intervention. Jesus you really need anger management therapy kora.
(Wed 2:58pm)
There is no way you can be this happy otherwise (unless your txt bud really is magic)
(Wed 2:59pm)
No way he IS magic
(Wed 3:00pm)
Colonello shut up you are ruining my good mood with your everything
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(Wed 4:09pm)
Espresso yourself
(Wed 4:09pm)
Hello
(Wed 4:10pm)
My business associate is a fucking pervert
(Wed 4:10pm)
So is some of my subordinates thinking about it
(Wed 4:10pm)
A lot of them
(Wed 4:10pm)
Oh god I'm surrounded by perverts
(Wed 4:11pm)
What happened?
(Wed 4:13pm)
It's really nothing, I mean it happens near daily really but apparently the 'cupcake' incident has now spread and my associate kept slipping in non-too-subtle innuendos to do with 'cream' and 'things he would rather I choke on' and 'larger harder things than a cupcake'
(Wed 4:14pm)
Then he proceeded to leer at me and suggestively roll a marshmallow (don't ask) in his mouth.
(Wed 4:16pm)
...
(Wed 4:16pm)
This happens daily?
(Wed 4:17pm)
Wait your associate is male?
(Wed 4:19pm)
Yes. The majority of my subordinates and associates are male and unfortunately sexual harassment of their boss seems to be one of their favourite pastimes.
(Wed 4:19pm)
That and seeing how much furniture they can break before I start screaming and throwing things. The paperwork is a nightmare, it's a wonder I get anything done.
(Wed 4:21pm)
You know I think someone needs to go and give them a little 'lesson' in manners
(Wed 4:24pm)
Lol thats very sweet and all but no offense my people aren't exactly the type of people who would easily be 'taught' you know?
(Wed 4:25pm)
You underestimate me Tsuna. Not only am I very 'persuasive' I have been told I am quite a strict tutor.
(Wed 4:26pm)
My hero :)
(Wed 4:27pm)
Emoticons?
(Wed 4:28pm)
I admit it's quite childish but I didn't wish for you to misinterpret my last message as sarcasm. I really am happy that someone here has actually offered to help my current mess of a situation.
(Wed 4:29pm)
Even if that someone is someone you barely know and can only offer a superficial hand to give?
(Wed 4:30pm)
Even if that someone is someone you barely know and can only offer a superficial hand to give.
(Wed 4:30pm)
You really are a strange person Tsuna.
(Wed 4:31pm)
I could say the same to you.
(Wed 4:31pm)
Oh I gotta go Reborn, a latte problems and all haha
(Wed 4:32pm)
Try not to kill anyone okay? Bye
(Wed 4:33pm)
I make no promises.
(Wed 4:33pm)
Goodbye.
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(Wed 4:40pm)
Tsuna I take it back.
(Wed 4:40pm)
If texting R can stop you from burning the rest of the house down then this relationship has my full approval.
(Wed 4:41pm)
Also on a not a completely unrelated note we need a new East wing.
(Wed 4:41pm)
And possibly a new Mist guardian.
(Wed 4:41pm)
Thanks Gokudera I appreciate it but I'm pretty sure I didn't injure Mukuro.
(Wed 4:42pm)
You didn't. I was being hopeful.
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(Wed 4:41pm)
Colonello
(Wed 4:41pm)
How appropriate is it to kill your mobile correspondence partner's business associates and subordinates?
(Wed 4:45pm)
Um
(Wed 4:45pm)
Not appropriate at all. Not even a little bit.
(Wed 4:46pm)
What brought this on? I'm actually working right now you know kora.
(Wed 4:47pm)
Also seriously? Mobile correspondence partner? Does it physically hurt you to admit he's your texting buddy kora?
(Wed 4:47pm)
Shut up Colonello
(Wed 4:48pm)
It had come to my attention that my mobile correspondence partner has been constantly harassed by his fellow clients and coworkers.
(Wed 4:49pm)
So your first reaction is to murder them all. You are so suave kora, how I swoon.
(Wed 4:50pm)
Wait.
(Wed 4:50pm)
Whatever you are thinking of stop it.
(Wed 4:50pm)
You're jealous.
(Wed 4:50pm)
I told you to stop it.
(Wed 4:50pm)
Wow.
(Wed 4:50pm)
Halt.
(Wed 4:51pm)
You really are smitten kora.
(Wed 4:51pm)
Desist your nonsense train of thought immediately.
(Wed 4:53pm)
Now you are aware that your texting buddy is apparently attractive enough to warrant the attention of others you are absolutely jealous.
(Wed 4:54pm)
Colonello I know where you work. I'm unafraid to rid one more idiot of this planet.
(Wed 4:54pm)
And you haven't even seen this guy! Haha well at least he's not an old balding ugly bloke that's cat fishing you then.
(Wed 4:55pm)
I can see the headlines- Greatest Hitman Catfished.
(Wed 4:56pm)
The headlines are going to read - Blonde Idiot's Large Mouth Leads Him to Cruel and Unusual Death if you don't shut up now.
(Wed 4:56pm)
Fine fine I can take a hint
(Wed 4:56pm)
No you can't
(Wed 4:56pm)
You couldn't take a hint even if it was grift wrapped and shoved in both your orifices.
(Wed 4:57pm)
I have to go anyway, Lal's coming back from her break and she don't look too happy. Don't be getting all jealous over that texting buddy your crushing on and turn into a lovesick serial killer.
(Wed 4:58pm)
I hope you get slapped.