As the theme song played for Bill Nye The Science Kitty, Bill walked through an ashy terrain, his paws getting hotter by the second.
Bill: Where am I?!
Blastingstar: Well I'm glad you asked! You are in the territory of VolcanoClan! Now how are you doing today?! *gets super close to Bill*
Bill: Alright? Um you seem nice.
Blastingstar: Some may say my personality is a bit explosive.
Bill: So where are your clan-mates?
Blastingstar: Oh... Well they left. But it's all good! I'm a one cat clan party! I'm so lonely. *Starts crying lava tears*
Bill: Gah! Can you tell me anything useful information?
Blastingstar: *Stops crying* I'm loaded with information! So whacha wanna know?!
Bill: Anything about volcanos?
Blastingstar: Good choice! So I'm gonna start with the types of volcanos. The composite cone volcanos are cone-shaped volcanos. They can grow to be 8,000 feet tall! They are also called stratovolcanoes!
Bill: What are feet?
Blastingstar: Who cares?! Next we have shield volcanos! They are really long and stuff, but it is rumored they look like a shield.
Bill: T_T What is a shield.
Blastingstar: Google it later! Cinder come volcanos are a thing too! They are very small. There are also other volcanos but no one cares about those.
Bill: But I wanna-
Blastingstar: MOVING ON! Volcanos release gases when they erupt to kill everything. The following gases they give off are, water vapor, carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, hydrochloric acid and carbon monoxide. Cool right?!
Bill: I think I am gonna leave now.
Blastingstar: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!!! I'M SO LONELY!!!
By then Bill had gotten the heck out of there as the end credits played.
Note, Blastingstar's voice is meant to be read similar to an announcer's voice. This is Dusky signing off.