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"You were the only girl that I loved" "You were my best friend you know" More

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Calumhood: I'm in the store

Me: good, go to the baby diaper section

Calumhood: there can't be many tampons here right?

Me: idk

Calumhood: I will pick the right one

Me: thanks

Calumhood: JEZUS

Me: what?

Calumhood: THERE ARE SO MANY TAMPONS HERE

me: I know now search for a blue package

Calumhood: there are so many blue package

Calumhood: wait

Me: what

Calumhood: ARE THERE SIZES?

me: yes cal, there are sizes

Calumhood: since when does a vagina have a size?

Me: idk since the woman excised?

Calumhood: how the...

Me: look Cal, I'm bleeding to death here

Calumhood: right

Calumhood: what size do you have?

Me: what?

Calumhood: what size do you have?

Me: CALUM I DON'T NEED A SIZE

me: hurry up please

Calumhood: but you said every vagina has a size

Me: I know but I don't

Calumhood: how... what?

Me: CALUM HURRY UP

Me: get a NORMAL size

Calumhood: okay

Me: good

Me: do you have them?

Me: cal?

Me: CAL

Calumhood: no way

Me: what now?

Calumhood: THEY HAVE A SMELL TOO?

Me: yes but it doesn't matter just get one

Calumhood: no, I'm getting you the best ones

Me: cal you need to hurry up

Me: the smell doesn't matter

Me: jezus

Calumhood: so do you want soft but without a smell or a box with 100 tampons with a nice smell?

Me: why do I need a box with 100 tampons?

Calumhood: idk, there is a lot of blood tho

Me: 25 are enough

Calumhood: you sure?

Me: yes I'm sure

Calumhood: there is a lot of blood...

Me: I know there is a lot of blood Cal

Me: hurry up.

Calumhood: the soft ones seem nice tho

Me: my god

Me: TAKE THE SOFT ONES AND LEAVE

Calumhood: WHAT

Calumhood: these tampons are blue

Calumhood: holy shit this is amazing

Calumhood: i'm about to ask a girl which one she prefers

Me: don't

Me: take one and leave

Calumhood: but I wanna make u feel comfy

Me: I am if I have at least a tampon

Calumhood: im gonna ask anyway

Me: calum

Me: buy the fucking tampons and bring your ass down here

Calumhood: she said she likes some others but I'm not sure...

Me: make a choice

Me: now

Calumhood: I'm gonna buy them all

Me: fine

Calumhood: you want some chocolate?

Me: ...

Calumhood: is that a yes or a no?

Me: yes please

Calumhood: I'll be home in 10 minutes <3

Me: love you

Calumhood: love you too

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