Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Jokes, Riddles and Stupid Lit...
By Carter_0105
These are some jokes, riddles and stupid little things that I've found all over the place. I am not taking ow... More